snoopys_linus Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 ok i'm not sure if i've got the right words coz i'm remembering it off the top of my head and my memory sux. XANDER: hey willow did you remember to take geometry last friday WILLOW: yeah BUFFY: see i told you old reliable WILLOW: well there's a sexy nickname XANDER: she ment you're like a geyser, a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals. WILLOW: that's old faithful XANDER: no wait isn't that the doy that the guy had to shoot WILLOW: that's old yeller BUFFY: Xander i beg you not to help me. well i think that's it well it near it a least so there ya go. twas spot on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Angel: I want to take comfort in you, and I know it'll cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockstar6662 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Don't know the exact quote but the bit Giles says about being a dwarf in the final episode when they're playing D&D was great - as well as being much needed light relief. There's so many great ones though as has been proven here already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 hehehehehe i love that one it goes GILES:- Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 (edited) Willow:Its a lot of fun(Bronze party).Whats it like where you are? Buffy:I`m sorry.I was just...thinking about....things. Willow:so we`re talking about a guy." Buffy:Not exactly.for us to have a conversation about a guy,there would have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about.Was that a sentence? Willow:You lack a guy." Buffy:I do.Which is fine with me,most of the time,But.... Willow:what about angel? Buffy:Angel,I can just see him in a relationship,`Hi honey,You`re in grave danger.I`ll see you next month." Willow:He`s not around much,Its true. Buffy:When his around,I think its like the lights dim everywhere else.You know how that happens with some guys... Edited November 10, 2003 by Sam_21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 willow:- ohhh yeah!! *she looks at xander on the dancefloor* lmfao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel4eva Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 A few of a great many I could think of.... Enjoy "Quickly! To the Angel mobile...Evil's still afoot and I'm almost out of that nancey boy hair gel I like so much!" Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks." Buffy: "I really, really believe that." Giles: "Seems Buffy needed some rest." Angel: "Yeah, she hasn't been sleeping well, tossing and turning." Everyone: "..." Angel: "She told me! 'Cause of her dreams?" dawn-"They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than Slaying. I told Mom one time I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs." Willow: "Oz is a werewolf." Buffy: "It's a long story." Oz: "I got bit." Buffy: "Apparently not that long." Faith: "Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, ya' know?" Oz: "Fair enough." giles-'why should someone want to harm cordelia?' willow-'maybe because they met her. did i say that?' Spike:"Oh poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cupp o' tea, cup o' tea--almost got a shag==cut o' tea." And anything out of Spike's mouth. Angelus:"When did you become so level headed?" Spike"Right about the time you became so pig headed." Luv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 12, 2003 Author Share Posted November 12, 2003 lmfao! i like all those heres one from tonights ep on BBC2 ANYA:- Better be, because if I get vamped, I'm gonna bite your ass. XANDER:- Wouldn't be the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 (edited) Buffy:I was just thinking,Wouldnt it be funny to see each other sometime when it wasnt a blood thing?Not funny ha ha Angel:What are you saying,you want to have a date? Buffy:No.. Angel:You dont want to have a date? Buffy:Who said `Date`?I never said `date`. Angel:Right.You just want to have coffee or something." Buffy:Coffee? Angel:I knew this would happen. Buffy:Really?And what do you think is happening? Angel:You`re sixteen years old,I`m 241. Buffy:I`ve done the math. Angel:You dont know what you`re doing,You dont know what you want." Buffy:Oh,I think i do..I want out of this conversation... Angel:Listen.If we date,You and I both know one things going to lead to another. Buffy:One things already led to another.It`s a little late to be reading me the warning label. angel:Im just trying to protect you.This could get out of control. Buffy:Isn`t that the way its supposed to be? Angel:This isnt some fairy tale,When i kiss you,you dont wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. Buffy:No,When i kiss you,I want to die... Edited November 13, 2003 by Sam_21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 ooooo i like that one!!! WILLOW:- Shut your mouth. I am a she-witch, a very powerful she-witch, or witch, as is more accurate. I'm not to be trifled with- ANDREW But I— WILLOW I'm talking. Don't interrupt me, insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Angel:Lighten up.It was a good time.Doesnt mean we have to make a big deal." Buffy:It is a big deal!Its...Its... angel:Fireworks.Bells ringing.A dulcet of pretty little birdies.Come on,Buffy,its not like i havent been there before." Buffy:why are you saying these things to me? Angel:I should have known you wouldnt be able to handle it. Buffy:Angel....I love you Angel:Love ya too,I`ll call ya." Buffy:Angel...there must be some part of you inside that remembers who you are..... Angel:Dream on,schoolgirl.Your boyfriend is dead.You`re all gonna join him.2 Buffy:Leave willow alone and deal with me." Angel:But shes so cute and helpless.Its a real turn-on." Angel:you know what the worst part was? Pretending that i loved you.If i`d known how easily you`d give it up,I wouldnt even had bothered.. Buffy:That doesnt work anymore.You`re not angel.. angel:You`d like to think that,wouldnt you?Doesnt matter.The important thing is,you made me the man iam today. Giles:He`s doing this deliberately,buffy.he`s trying to make it harder for you.. Buffy:He`s only making it easier.I know what i have to do.. Giles:What? Buffy:Kill him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 (edited) Andrew:- Im Protected By Forces.. You Cant Even Begin To Imagine.......... Little Girl!! Edited November 13, 2003 by snoopys_linus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Oz:Oh,Hey,animal cracker? Willow:No,Thank you.How`s your arm? Oz:Suddenly painless." Willow:You can still play guitar okay? Oz:Not well,but,Not worse.. Willow:You know,I never really thanked you." Oz:Please dont.I dont do thanks.I get all red and I have to bail.Its not pretty.. Willow:Well then forget..that thing.Especially the part where i kind of owe you my life.. Oz:Look.Monkey.And he has a little hat.And little pants.. Willow:Yeah.I see." Oz:The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes,you know that....You have the sweetest smile i`ve ever seen....So i`m wonderin,do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped?Like,is the hippo going,where are my pants?I have my hippo dignity.And you know the monkey`s just,I mock you with my monkey pants,then theres a big coup at the zoo? Willow:The monkeys french? Oz:All monkeys are french.You didnt know that? Oz:sometimes when i`m sitting in class,I`m not thinking about class,Cause you know that could never happen,I think about kissing you and then it`s like everything stops.Its like,Freeze frame.willow kissage...But i`m not gonna kiss you." Willow:What?But....freeze frame..." Oz:Well,to the casual observer,it would appear like you want to make your friend xznder jealous.Or even the score or something.Thats on the empty side.See,in my fantacy,When i`m kissing you....You`re kissing me.It`s okay,I can wait." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 Anya :- Look At This... I'm Birdened With A Husband, And Several Tiny Pink Children ... And More Cash Then I Can Reasonably Manage Xander :- That Means Your Winning Anya :- Ohhh Im So Pleased *claps hands in excitement* ...Can I Trade In The Children For More Cash?? *Xander And Dawn Look At Her Weirdly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijahsgal Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 My favourite Buffy quotes are: ANDREW: 'Buffy, where have you been, this funel cake is totally kicking my ass' ANDREW: 'I prefer to think of my self as more of a 'guestage' ' ANDREW: 'You may be silent, but this will shut you up' Willow: 'Yeah why is Buffy being such a B.I.T.C.H' Giles: ' We're a little old for spelling things out, arnt we' Xander: whats a BITCA awwww Xander and Andrew have to be the funniest!!!! Buffy's great xXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikesbird Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 I have a couple of fave quotes. The one in Once more with feeling, where there is a lady parked where she shouldn't have and the cop is giving her a ticket and she sings "No! It isn't right, it isn't fair! There was no parking anywhere!" And I can't remember the exact quote but in the 2nd Season Dru is lying on her back starring upwards, and says something like this "The stars are so bright tonight" and Spike says "Dru, that's the ceiling love!" Tee hee very funny. Amanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockstar6662 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Given that there's at least one or two classics in each episode (and a few minor ones to boot) I think it's safe to say there's far too many to list and you may as well quote almost every script Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijahsgal Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Given that there's at least one or two classics in each episode (and a few minor ones to boot) I think it's safe to say there's far too many to list and you may as well quote almost every script That is totally true !!! xXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted December 11, 2003 Author Share Posted December 11, 2003 i agree too but it is still funny to delve back into the buffy verse and bring out some classic quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen64 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Hiya Kaz! I just read through your thread! It made me laugh soooooooo much! One of my personal fav's is Spike's: "Out.For.A.Walk.Bitch" I just love that - it's so simple and yet I find it very amusing! I quote it quite a lot in fact - how sad of me Vicky xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 ewwo vicky!!! hehehehe well i thought reliving all those fav quotes would be wicked , lol loving that spike quote one of my favs too from S5 veryu easy to remember every single line to that part with him and buffy (remind me to do it one day for u ) ... and tis not sad! tis very good to remember it and quote it alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen64 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Hiya kAz! It's cool to reminise about the good ol' dayz......people remember more funny quotes than me, so I just read and enjoy! Willow: 'Yeah why is Buffy being such a B.I.T.C.H'Giles: ' We're a little old for spelling things out, arnt we' Xander: whats a BITCA That quote is sooo funny! Xander comes out with such cute thingz......arrrr Vicky xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 hehehe then willow goes " yes we'll finish our conversation...... about trout" lmao!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen64 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 There are so many quirky, cool, funny, hilarious quotes from Buffy! My friends who aren't into it always take the **** - but if they bothered to sit down and watch an episode, they'd realise how funny and well scripted the episodes really are! Vicky xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted December 30, 2003 Author Share Posted December 30, 2003 (edited) ur mates need to be tied to a chair and slapped for taking the mickey out of buffy how dare they!! or better yet tied to a chair forced to watch every single ep from S1 through till S7 actually thats my heaven hehehe Edited December 30, 2003 by snoopys_linus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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