snoopys_linus Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 hmm well out of all the many funny ones im going with S2's Halloween.. Buffy:- A demon!.. A demon!.. A demon!!! Willow:-Thats Not A Demon It's a Car Buffy:-*scared* What Does It Want hehehehe too good in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Odyssey*~ Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 hmm well out of all the many funny ones im going with S2's Halloween..Buffy:- A demon!.. A demon!.. A demon!!! Willow:-Thats Not A Demon It's a Car Buffy:-*scared* What Does It Want hehehehe too good in my book Its gotta be from the musical when Everyone is singing the near enough end song and Spike turns round and says "The torch I bear is scorching me And Buffy's laughing I've no doubt I hope she fries I'm free if that bitch dies! I better help her out..." hehe i cracked up on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 hehehehe try singing that one on a stage and not crack up its impossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 my fave is the episode dead mans party Buffy: yeah,i just got in a few hours ago.went to see mom first Giles:of course,how did you find her. Buffy:i pretty much remembered the address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Spike: Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch hee! hee! soo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Willow: Oz, tell me you love me? Oz: My whole life, i've never loved anything else sob! sob! sob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Willow: Oz, tell me you love me?Oz: My whole life, i've never loved anything else sob! sob! sob! awwww that one makes me cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*Odyssey*~ Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 my fave is the episode dead mans party Buffy: yeah,i just got in a few hours ago.went to see mom first Giles:of course,how did you find her. Buffy:i pretty much remembered the address Hehehe that ones really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 my fave is the episode dead mans party Buffy: yeah,i just got in a few hours ago.went to see mom first Giles:of course,how did you find her. Buffy:i pretty much remembered the address hehehe im liking this one too *almost falls outta her chair* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Joyce:Are you going out tonight,honey Buffy:Yeah mom,im going to a club. Joyce:Will there be boys there Buffy:No,mom its a nuns club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 Joyce:Are you going out tonight,honeyBuffy:Yeah mom,im going to a club. Joyce:Will there be boys there Buffy:No,mom its a nuns club lol a classic Season 1.. Welcome to the hellmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Angel:What? xander:You were checking out my neck!I saw that" Angel:No i wasnt xander:Just keep your distance pal Angel:I wasnt looking at your neck xander:I told you to eat before we left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Anya: I Know you find me attractive, I've seen you looking at my breasts Xander: Nothing personal but when a guy does that it just means his eyes are open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Buffy:....I know what you are. Angel:Im just an animal,Right buffy:You`re not an animal.animals i like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Xander: Sometimes i think about two women doing a spell ...and then i do a spell by myself *g* naughty Xander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 lmfao all these good ones coming in keep em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Spike:No more of this I`ve got a soul crap. Angel:what can i say,I was going through a Phase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 lol what about this one.... Xander :- House Of Chicks Relax... I'm A Man And I Have A Tool... they all give him a funny look Xander :- Toolbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Forrest:Oh check her out.Is she hot or is she hot, Riley:Shes buffy. Forrest:Buffy.I like that,That girls so Hot,Shes Buffy Riley:Its her name Forrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 lmfao now i dont like riley but that was pretty funny of forest! XANDER: (sighing) Great. Perfect. (suddenly deciding he's not scared) You know what? You're not so big. (Looks Dracula up and down) One round of old-fashioned fisticuffs, you'd fold like a bitty baby. Dracula scowls. XANDER: (rolls up sleeves) Okay, let's do it. And no poofing. Come on, puffy shirt. Pucker on up, cause you can kiss your pale ass- DRACULA: Silence. XANDER: Yes master. (Shakes head) No, that's not- DRACULA: (lifts a hand) You will be my emissary, my eyes and ears in daylight. XANDER: Your emissary? DRACULA: Serve me well. You will be rewarded. I will make you an immortal. A child of darkness that feeds on life itself... on blood. XANDER: (in Dracula's accent) "Blood"? (speaking very quickly) Yes! Yes! I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. ...................Tooooo good!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Buffy:This is a bad time Giles:You keep saying that. Buffy:Well,it looks Pretty bad,I think someone has just a little too much free time on their hands. Giles:Im not supposed to have a private life? Buffy:No,Because you`re very,Very old and it`s gross. Giles:Well,before I succmbe to the rav-ages of age,why dont you tell me what brings you here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopys_linus Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 hehehehehe best line ever!! ..... SPIKE: I had ... a ... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping. TARA: (small grin) A muscle cramp? In your ... (looks down at him, then away) pants? SPIKE: What, it's a thing. TARA: (grinning) Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Xander:Angel?weird?What are the odds. Willow:Do you think something is wrong?should you maybe tell giles. Buffy:I dont want to bug giles.He`s still twitchy about the subject of angel. Xander:Must be the whole angel-killed his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him thing.giles is really petty about stuff like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Xanders thoughts from Earshot: "What am i gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is 30. Five times six is 32. Naked Girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh stop me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_21 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Buffy:who are you?How could you do this to me? Giles:Im deeply sorry buffy,You have to understand Buffy:If you touch me,I`ll kill you? Episode Helpless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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