Favourite Ralph Brown quote

[Rev_Bem]

Lets face it Ralph Brown IS the king of one liners, be it waynes world or withnail and i his quotes stick in your head for years after you watch the movie. So in honour of the great man himself, lets all share our favourite quotes of his (and maybe bug him to death with em at the event) A few of mine, laughing just thinking about him saying em:

 

1."If i medicined you you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present"

 

2."Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether"

 

3."It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone"

 

4."Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons"

 

5."I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot."

[Count Fooku]

"Very, very foolish words man"

 

"So he says, you think you look normal your honour?, **** give him two years"

 

"Law rather appeals to me actually"

[HowMuch]

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[maduncledai]

" Trade ( we all know the next bit only because I cant spell it lol )

Street " The Embalmer " !