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Defence Against The Dark Arts Textbook Entry - Death Eater Edition - Topic: Albus Dumbledore - First Printed - We forgot to set the date

 

Albus Dumbledore – Greatest nonce of all time – when sited to identify for all those present one must yell – hey nonny nonny nonny nonce noncing on the knoll for all to hear. This is then the cue to send in the dementors – mainly because it’s fun to watch them running away from a nonce with a girly beard in fear. He can be recognised by his normally sour face (brought on by him eating muggle sweets called sherbet lemons, dirty mangy sweets only for those of mudblood and muggle loving varieties) Albus Dumbledore is considered our most dangerous enemy – even though he is dead, he is still dangerous. He poses the second greatest threat to our victory…that is after the rubber duck.

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