Sporty_Si Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Well as most of you know i LOVE hockey. Here are some definitions I found: truely shocking 1. field hockey Definitely one of the coolest sports ever. Played by the most in-shape, athletic, and determined girls. Involves a stick (wood or composite), a cork and plastic ball, and a goal cage. Played with sometimes 7, sometimes 11 players of the field including the goalkeeper. The goalkeeper has got to be the bravest, awesomest, hottest girl ever to stand in goal like that and let heavy balls be shot at her. Simply awesome. Stupid person 1: woah, what's that sport called? it looks soo awesome. they're uniforms kick ass! Stupid person 2: dude, i have no idea, but those are some pretty hot determined looking girls over there. Awesome Educated person: Dumbasses, that's just the best sport in the world right there, with the hottest, awesomest girls ever created. Damn. ** All in awe** 2. field hockey The most grueling, intense, rigorous sport ever created. 11 girls fight as hard as they can, run as fast as they can, and get past as many defenders as they can before driving the orange ball into the cage (aka- goal). It is extremely demanding, yet extremely rewarding. alternate defintion: rage in the cage The Stonington High School FIELD HOCKEY team has been ECC champs for 13 (going on 14) consecutive seasons. 3. field hockey A really fun sport that requires a lot of running and teamwork. It is not a sport for lesbians or for straight people. It is a sport for everyone to enjoy, no matter who you are. It was started by men in England and brought to the United States for girls to play. In other countries it is still mostly played by men. There is a stick (wooden or composite), a ball made of 100% plastic, 11 players, one being the goalie. The Americans did not qualify for the 2004 Athens Summer Olympics in women's field hockey. 4. field hockey Some sport no one really knows about! girls run around in skirts trying to not get caught with their fouls! so much fun! Lets you feel free, especially when you hit the ball for a hard shot to the goal! Tegan's bomb at field hockey! 5. field hockey A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever! 6. field hockey Field Hockey. Usually referred to as 'the fag sport' or 'that gay sport' Involves a game of homosexuals prancing around a field singing songs and holding hands whilst making little squeaking noises. Gay 1: Lets play hockey! Gay 2: Yeh sure sounds great! Straight: No, lets not. 7. field hockey Has nothing to do with the amazing sport of hockey (well, it is called hockey, played with sticks, has the same goal and more or less the same positions) but it isn't as cool as real hockey. It's a very preppy sport, and yet at the same time, widely recognized as a lesbian sport. I don't play it, but I know some people who do. Only 1 out of the 10 people I know playing it are lesbians...still that's higher then most sports... Greg- 'Look, it's a lesbian,' Nancy- 'Yes, she's the Field Hockey team,' I really am a hot girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TishTosh Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 6. field hockey Field Hockey. Usually referred to as 'the fag sport' or 'that gay sport' Involves a game of homosexuals prancing around a field singing songs and holding hands whilst making little squeaking noises. Gay 1: Lets play hockey! Gay 2: Yeh sure sounds great! Straight: No, lets not. ROTFL that's definately the best one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 6. field hockey Field Hockey. Usually referred to as 'the fag sport' or 'that gay sport' Involves a game of homosexuals prancing around a field singing songs and holding hands whilst making little squeaking noises. Gay 1: Lets play hockey! Gay 2: Yeh sure sounds great! Straight: No, lets not. ROTFL that's definately the best one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Well SOMEONE's a closet lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted December 20, 2004 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2004 Well SOMEONE's a closet lesbian. are you coming out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsty_ Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 im SO confused. si, wtf?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 They're peoples definitions of Field Hockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsty_ Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 i see.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Well SOMEONE's a closet lesbian. are you coming out? Find me a hot lesbian hockey player, then we'll talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosieMaranFan Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I really like hockey and am very proud we Dutch people do such great jobs at most of the big tournaments, but this is just plain funny!! I really laughed my way through. Don't really know you yet, but thanks for sharing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 They're peoples definitions of Field Hockey Yeah and some are offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 Well SOMEONE's a closet lesbian. are you coming out? Find me a hot lesbian hockey player, then we'll talk. I'm a hot lebian dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 They're peoples definitions of Field Hockey Yeah and some are offensive I didn't mean to offend you I'm offended by them myself cos they're utter bulls*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 They're peoples definitions of Field Hockey Yeah and some are offensive I didn't mean to offend you I'm offended by them myself cos they're utter bulls*** Then why did you post it dummy! lol! I was just kidding BTW! I dont give two hoots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah, I think I'll turn gay for lesbian-Si. Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah, I think I'll turn gay for lesbian-Si. Ahem. Oh wow Davey! Scared me then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah, I think I'll turn gay for lesbian-Si. Ahem. Oh wow Davey! Scared me then Yeah that was the whole point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah, I think I'll turn gay for lesbian-Si. Ahem. Oh wow Davey! Scared me then Yeah that was the whole point Its just mean tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Yeah, I think I'll turn gay for lesbian-Si. Ahem. Oh wow Davey! Scared me then Yeah that was the whole point Its just mean tho! Well you should know me by now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I'm buying Davey a drink at new year, but I can't remember why... So I'll just buy me one I have gummy handcuff thingies. How exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I'm buying Davey a drink at new year, but I can't remember why... So I'll just buy me one I have gummy handcuff thingies. How exciting. You owe me a drink! I cant remember what for but I know you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetable Maiden Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Then I'll just have to get you one. Actually, I'll probably have to give you the money and get YOU to do it, as I'm horribly underage still. Pah. Neeew Yeeeear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted December 20, 2004 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2004 Davey, u owe me £2.50 and a Donnie Darko dvd, thanks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TishTosh Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 6. field hockey Field Hockey. Usually referred to as 'the fag sport' or 'that gay sport' Involves a game of homosexuals prancing around a field singing songs and holding hands whilst making little squeaking noises. Gay 1: Lets play hockey! Gay 2: Yeh sure sounds great! Straight: No, lets not. ROTFL that's definately the best one. Oh come on it's so stupid it's funny...and i'm picturing Si doing it...*giggles* I just like the prancing bit...reminds me a bit of homer simpson when he's happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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