vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 damn it now i know why doctor told me to leave it alone at my 9th child lol DAMIT IM PREGNANT AGAIN! Wow so you get up the duff too huh, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 god knows what happens when i get pissed lol iv taken it in all 9 holes so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 god knows what happens when i get pissed lol iv taken it in all 9 holes so far *runs away* me thinks you is an orcsy person in disguises, you is weirds and is tryings to get the precious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 god knows what happens when i get pissed lol iv taken it in all 9 holes so far *runs away* me thinks you is an orcsy person in disguises, you is weirds and is tryings to get the precious you can keep your precious i dont want it GET BACK HERE! i havnt started with you yet *puts on dominatrix clothes* lol im off c'ya laterz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 god knows what happens when i get pissed lol iv taken it in all 9 holes so far *runs away* me thinks you is an orcsy person in disguises, you is weirds and is tryings to get the precious you can keep your precious i dont want it GET BACK HERE! i havnt started with you yet *puts on dominatrix clothes* lol im off c'ya laterz If anyone will be diashing the orders out, it'll be me. I have a very nasty leather whip and if you don't behave yourself mister I'll crack it right across your spam so ner ner ner. Anyways yeah thats it go on f*** off, leave me here to entertain myself, wuss, its only 1.20 and your going already. I'm not going till at least 01.30, the least you can do is stay till then and carry on posting s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok ill stay for while lol just be gentle with me its my first time lol yes ladie im for sale a virgin here if ya dont care then i lied but vamps im all yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok ill stay for while lol just be gentle with me its my first time lol yes ladie im for sale a virgin here if ya dont care then i lied but vamps im all yours Ahhhhhhhhhhh so you is not a wussy after all, thats so very good to know. And how much are you worth then if your for sale??? Do you come with anyu special offers??? Can we try before we buy, what do you do exactly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok ill stay for while lol just be gentle with me its my first time lol yes ladie im for sale a virgin here if ya dont care then i lied but vamps im all yours Ahhhhhhhhhhh so you is not a wussy after all, thats so very good to know. And how much are you worth then if your for sale??? Do you come with anyu special offers??? Can we try before we buy, what do you do exactly?? well if ya throw in extra £10 ya get a bottle of vodka and a randy gaz and yea u can have a taste but its going cheap during the xmas season lol and if ya stick ya finger up me bum i make funny noices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok ill stay for while lol just be gentle with me its my first time lol yes ladie im for sale a virgin here if ya dont care then i lied but vamps im all yours Ahhhhhhhhhhh so you is not a wussy after all, thats so very good to know. And how much are you worth then if your for sale??? Do you come with anyu special offers??? Can we try before we buy, what do you do exactly?? well if ya throw in extra £10 ya get a bottle of vodka and a randy gaz and yea u can have a taste but its going cheap during the xmas season lol and if ya stick ya finger up me bum i make funny noices Oh so your a finger puppet then with a button inside you that when pressed makes a farting nooise. I best buy some dettol, mustn't sniff fingers, tis just deadly. I don't like Vodka, so if you can do budweiser thats cool by me. Do you come with free batteries or do you have to buy them seperately?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 im mentally dynamo run so the more attention ya pay the longer i run for with out having to replace anything, no the deal is£10 for vody but sure can make an exception lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 im mentally dynamo run so the more attention ya pay the longer i run for with out having to replace anything, no the deal is£10 for vody but sure can make an exception lol Well if you don't come with Buds then I just ain't interested. I run on buds you see and if I don't get buds then I just don't work. Simple as really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 *give you buds* becareful i peed in one walking over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 *give you buds* becareful i peed in one walking over *holds each bottle in turn* Ahhhhhhhhhhh it will be this one, its warm and the other bottles are cold, you can't fool me!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 I've decided to stay till 2am now, f*** work, its all trash tomorrow anyways!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaztx Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol i got the day off tomo but im going now cause ned ta pee again get a drink and food and watch tv nacked for ya! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanmarsh Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I've decided to stay till 2am now, f*** work, its all trash tomorrow anyways!!!!! Hopefully get to talk to ya soon then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol i got the day off tomo but im going now cause ned ta pee again get a drink and food and watch tv nacked for ya! lol I don't want you to get cold just for me, at least get under the duvet, and no farting under it, if you have to fart, at least have the deceny to hang your spam out of the bed and then fart, that way then you can enjoy your fart in all its gloriuos stinkiness!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol i got the day off tomo but im going now cause ned ta pee again get a drink and food and watch tv nacked for ya! lol I don't want you to get cold just for me, at least get under the duvet, and no farting under it, if you have to fart, at least have the deceny to hang your spam out of the bed and then fart, that way then you can enjoy your fart in all its gloriuos stinkiness!!!!!!! I love the word 'duvet' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol i got the day off tomo but im going now cause ned ta pee again get a drink and food and watch tv nacked for ya! lol I don't want you to get cold just for me, at least get under the duvet, and no farting under it, if you have to fart, at least have the deceny to hang your spam out of the bed and then fart, that way then you can enjoy your fart in all its gloriuos stinkiness!!!!!!! I love the word 'duvet' tell me about it, I get all horny just at the mention of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoden_of_rohan Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol i got the day off tomo but im going now cause ned ta pee again get a drink and food and watch tv nacked for ya! lol I don't want you to get cold just for me, at least get under the duvet, and no farting under it, if you have to fart, at least have the deceny to hang your spam out of the bed and then fart, that way then you can enjoy your fart in all its gloriuos stinkiness!!!!!!! I love the word 'duvet' tell me about it, I get all horny just at the mention of it Hehe...yeah, that and sleepy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol i got the day off tomo but im going now cause ned ta pee again get a drink and food and watch tv nacked for ya! lol I don't want you to get cold just for me, at least get under the duvet, and no farting under it, if you have to fart, at least have the deceny to hang your spam out of the bed and then fart, that way then you can enjoy your fart in all its gloriuos stinkiness!!!!!!! I love the word 'duvet' tell me about it, I get all horny just at the mention of it Hehe...yeah, that and sleepy! What you want to sleep with me again, you dirty bugger LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin showmasters Posted December 20, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted December 20, 2004 marks cat only farts as it full all the time which is work related jason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showmasters Admin showmasters Posted December 20, 2004 Showmasters Admin Share Posted December 20, 2004 marks cat only farts as it full all the time which is work related jason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamps! Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 I survived my cats farts last night!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank bloody gad, that sure was pongy!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarwen Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I sprayed my dog pink - with one of those temporary hair dye sprays. It was really funny cause she made me wash him (he is a BIG borderc ollie) but the pink stayed in, dog fur doesn't take well to it, it was a much more soft pink, but pink all hte same! lol Mori x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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