I couldn't agree more with everything you say here!
I plan on dousing myself in buckets of concealer, though a potato sack would probably be lighter to pack. Might make for a more interesting photo, as well, this being a Torchwood convention.
We could just put on a preeeeetiest boiler suit, call ourselves a Weevil and be done with it.
A boiler suit with rhinestones, perhaps? We could say that Janet and a friend were trying to expand their fashion sense.
Ooh, pretties, sparkuleys, shhhhhhhhiiiinees. I like you style!