Hermione's Bicycle Seat

This is a poster not a still!!!!Good luck!!!!

Come ON people!!!!!WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!!!Will now have to go find a piccie hang on!!!

Same at Smiths - I got hassled by staff with clipboards until I gave in and ordered!

Film or song?

Elves for shagging... certainly! But dwarves are for TOSSING!

"Strange... I seem to remember the Cathedral was on the other side of the square." Gestapo Captain von Brauchitsch (Where Eagles Dare) "These papers are not in order." Secret police official (Firefox) "I don't think it's nice, you laughin'." Man With No Name (Fistful of Dollars) "Get down and give me... infinity!!!" Cnl Oates (B&T's Bogus Journey) "We thought you was a horny toad!" Delmar (O Brother Where art Thou?) "Seems I'm the only one here who ain't affiliated!" Everett Ulysses McGill (O Brother Wher art Thou?) "I don't want Pomade goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man!" Everett Ulysses McGill (O Brother Wher art Thou?)

brains!!!!!!!

Sauron v Darth Vader : Well, they're both a bit careless about getting hands lopped off, but since Darth suffers with chronic asthma, Sauron would probably be the last one standing. Buffy v Ripley : Buffy, presumably. Unless Ripley turned up with a mirror and turned Buffy to stone... Sarah Michelle Geller has a face that would make a gargoyle jump! Kirk v Picard : While Picard was assuming a classic pugilist's stance, JTK would just drop him with a swift kick to the 'nads. Then he'd snog Troi. Harry v Draco : Draco. Harry's quite resourceful, but a lot of his success in getting out of scrapes has been down to luck. In a straight fight, he's not ruthless or magically adept enough to take on a Malfoy. Plus he can't be protected by mumsy-wumsy's lovey-dovey AGAIN!!! SHURELY!?? Dumbledore v Gandalf : Dumbledore would take Round 1, but then in Round 2, Gandalf would enlist the aid of Fawkes and fly off. But Dumbledore would win on points, 'cos he DOES pay attention to animals (unlike Saruman) and Fawkes' loyalty compels him to drop Scruffy Stormcrow into the branches of the Whomping Willow. Indy v Han : They would both run away. Gollum v Dobby : Gollum is probably harder, but it wouldn't matter, because Dobby would beat himself up before the bell went. Who would win a fight between Hal and Skynet? Who would win a fight between Data and a T1000? Who would win a fight between R2D2 and a Dalek? And do you think Hannibal would like Soylent Green?

Tim Curry? Richard O'brien?

licked

And another thing... Leia doesn't introduce herself or name her father (adopted OR real) in R2's recording. Yet Obi-Wan doesn't bat an eye. He's either MMMMMAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD or a really sick twisted swine or gets off on playing power-games with orphans!

Totally. What WAS that crap about "a young jedi named Darth Vader?" Trying to do Luke's head in or what?!!!

Maybe this calls for a new Poll: Is Obi-Wan as Mad as a Bag of Spiders?

It's always puzzled me... how can Kenobi know about Luke, but not about Leia?

Why would Kenobi kill her?