Kenny

Like that's news;)

*As the thread falls into disuse, it lets out one last whimper which quickly turns into a raspy death-rattle, stumbles forward and collapses into Kenny's waiting arms.* Come, my fellow SArmians! Let us send this noble thread on to Valhalla to be reborn! *So saying, he effortlessly tosses the thread over his shoulders and sets off on a journey that would take many weeks and involve incredible adventures.* SEVERAL WEEKS LATER *Effortlessly dropping the rotting carcass of the thread into a waiting longboat and wiping large amounts of kraken blood from his forehead, Kenny strikes a hefty chunk of flint against his masculine jaw, sparking up the dry kindling in the longboat. The longboat ablaze in a towering inferno of awesome, Kenny gives it a single kick from his manly foot, sending it floating majestically on its way to Valhalla... and rebirth.* *The haunting sound of Led Zepplin - Immigrant Song echoes through the dock as the longboat vanishes into the mists.*

I will write it up shortly.

Why has that DavidB not merged the old thread in here yet? Shocking stuff:(

*raises hand* :/

Bwahahaha! First time I've drawn lighting, I'm actually quite proud of that.

Get your hands off her now!

Ah I think I know, that adds a whole new dimension of funniness to Stephen's story, knowing that she peed herself now;)

Lucky you!! I sat next to someone who laughed so hard they actually peed! What?! Who?!

Let's give it a viking funeral. Cast it adrift on a burning longboat and it can come to rest in this forum, ready to begin anew:D

This sounds like the setup to a 'Yer Ma' joke;)

My sisters and I have an understanding that what happens on Facebook stays on Facebook - none of us would show our parents any of our photos or status messages or the like - mostly for fear of giving them simultaneous heart attacks.

I suspect you have enough sites of your own to pretty much wrap this one up:P :P Oooh, or... Hey, Kirsty, any chance I can get a banner put up one some of your sites?:) *bats eyelashes*

Do it! You can come as a ninja and try and take the ship from us:D

There is a pirate ship directly outside the venue:D:D:D It says no adults are allowed on it, but let's get serious, who's going to argue with a pirate?

I am soooooo up for that:D Gotta be careful in Glasgow though, if any neds see, they'll think it's a fight and join in;)

I saw this thread and thought 'ooh yay!' and was all set for some chat about the guests. Now I'm at the end of the thread and I'm sitting here all sad and disheartened. Even if the guest lineup isn't fantastic (and in fact I'm pretty happy with it as it stands), shouldn't we be trying to make the best of it, have a great time, and show SM that it's totally worth putting on shows in Glasgow because we're a lovely bunch of people in Scotland who will loyally attend? Sometimes some of the posts make me think that if I was in SM's position, I'd just think 'Well screw em then', and I don't want that to happen! To end on a positive note, I'm all super excited about Glasgow still:D Friends and stalls and signings and pirate ships yaaaaaaaay!

I want Quinto, Anders, Rose, Tobolowsky and Blumenfeld as the base layer of awesomeness, then others can be piled on top:D What? It could happen:(

Whatever you do, be selective about the photos you show;)

What if we work for national and local papers and can get a banner in them?

Already got my hotel booked, ticket booking at next payday:D

NO

I just literally booked the Ibis online for 3 nights at Eclipse 3 for 152 quid right now. I don't have to pay until checkout, and can cancel up to 7pm on the day before.

I thought this was only for the Park Inn - the Ibis policy hasn't changed right?

I used two rooms in the Ibis thank you very much:P I can categorically say that if sleeping on the floor, the Ibis has a much nicer smell than the Park Inn:D