sleepingdragons

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! JLB, your in m8 congratulations!! Yeah we will all be meeting up at C6 for a few drinks.. Tell your mrs to slap mt A@$£ as well, i love it!!...Said in an Avid Merrion accent Bo' Selecta!!!!! *does nothing to BuFF* He's beyond rectification. And selvation!! Well, yeh... that's true! Ahhhhh the lovely sleepingdragons! How will Salem,Jedi Lunch Box and myself keep our hands off you at C6?? Remember look out for the pinch! Lol, I have good reflexes! I'll stop you! I hope... You can try! I can succeed! Or ya know fail.. But I shall succeed! Yes. *ahem* 3 on 1 *ahem*, I do not like your odds sleepingdragons!!!! Me either... maybe I can rustle up some help... *glances at elijahs_ladie*

wait.. keanu? jude law? ok, i need to go sort my pantys out.. jeebus.. *faints* Funny... That was my reaction too..

Hello! *waves*

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! JLB, your in m8 congratulations!! Yeah we will all be meeting up at C6 for a few drinks.. Tell your mrs to slap mt A@$£ as well, i love it!!...Said in an Avid Merrion accent Bo' Selecta!!!!! *does nothing to BuFF* He's beyond rectification. And selvation!! Well, yeh... that's true! Ahhhhh the lovely sleepingdragons! How will Salem,Jedi Lunch Box and myself keep our hands off you at C6?? Remember look out for the pinch! Lol, I have good reflexes! I'll stop you! I hope... You can try! I can succeed! Or ya know fail.. But I shall succeed! Yes. *ahem*

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! JLB, your in m8 congratulations!! Yeah we will all be meeting up at C6 for a few drinks.. Tell your mrs to slap mt A@$£ as well, i love it!!...Said in an Avid Merrion accent Bo' Selecta!!!!! *does nothing to BuFF* He's beyond rectification. And selvation!! Well, yeh... that's true! Ahhhhh the lovely sleepingdragons! How will Salem,Jedi Lunch Box and myself keep our hands off you at C6?? Remember look out for the pinch! Lol, I have good reflexes! I'll stop you! I hope...

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! JLB, your in m8 congratulations!! Yeah we will all be meeting up at C6 for a few drinks.. Tell your mrs to slap mt A@$£ as well, i love it!!...Said in an Avid Merrion accent Bo' Selecta!!!!! *does nothing to BuFF* He's beyond rectification. And selvation!! Well, yeh... that's true!

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! Right on the basis that you may well enjoy a slap for inappropriate behavior I will no longer slap you... I will use my cattle prod instead. Cattle prod..... now your talking my language!! *facepalm*

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! JLB, your in m8 congratulations!! Yeah we will all be meeting up at C6 for a few drinks.. Tell your mrs to slap mt A@$£ as well, i love it!!...Said in an Avid Merrion accent Bo' Selecta!!!!! *does nothing to BuFF* He's beyond rectification.

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* Filthy Sod..Hehehehehe You want in the Showmasters Most Wanted?, you coming to C6? If the answer is yes your in mate! Cheers Buff, It would be an honour to be a SMW member, I will be at C6 so will see you there, suppose i will have had a wash by then though. Sleepingdragons, the missus thanks you for attempting to keep me in line with a slap, she has asked that if you see me posting any more dirty or inappropriate language to give me another slap p.s go on slap me, you know you want to... *Slap from the missus* Ouch! Right on the basis that you may well enjoy a slap for inappropriate behavior I will no longer slap you... I will use my cattle prod instead.

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* *thwaps Jedi Lunch Box around head on behalf of Mrs Lunch Box* Ooowww, that really hurt!!! *rubs head better* *sits back in front of tv to calm nerves after getting hit, oh , look whats on next, more dirty antics!* Watch out for the kiss of death from sleepingdragons mate! Her french kiss is literally to die for!! And who did you find that out from?

Keep this up matey and you will soon be in the Showmasters Most Wanted! We love a filthy member!! Thanks Buff I haven't taken my boxers off for a fortnight so I am sure that if I am accepted I will have the filthiest member Oh...thats not what you meant....is it? Oh dear, I have rather embarassed myself now *Goes to watch dirty channel as wet t-shirt compo is starting and Mrs lunch box is in bed* *thwaps Jedi Lunch Box around head on behalf of Mrs Lunch Box*

Im right with ya mate, dont let my fellow members of Showmasters Most Wanted see it, your how wil lbe full! Suppose we could have 1 big orgy???? sleepingdragons you game???...What am I thinking your always game!! Did someone say Orgy??? *Orgy scene currently on channel filth* *Lunch box watches tv but really should finish posting first* Ahem , as i was saying , did someone say Oral, I mean Orgy??? Yeah I did! Cant beat a good orgy mate! Orgy.........is their a finer word in the English language? Orgy , I just like typing it, Orgy. Buff, I gotta stop watching the smut until BB is over, apologies But, as BB say: The lunch box will get back to you.... Sweet as a nut matey! You are both warped.

I was asked to audition for that! as a stunt man, I was supposed to stand in for the lightsaber fights!! Hehehehehehehee Oh BuFF! Could ya get me a job? Since you have contacts and stuff... Yeah sure, what sort of position you after, on second thoughts dont answer that! Ha ha ha ha! I was just waiting for you to make me your personal secretary... But you had to go one better! I can think of a better position for you to be in..... God I am sooooo rude!! Nah, that's just all part and partial of being BuFF! You wouldnt have me any other way!! NO! I wouldn't have you full stop! Thats nice! love you too! Love you more! Got to be carefull, we dont want to get phyliss jealous again! Tee hee *is quiet*

I was asked to audition for that! as a stunt man, I was supposed to stand in for the lightsaber fights!! Hehehehehehehee Oh BuFF! Could ya get me a job? Since you have contacts and stuff... Yeah sure, what sort of position you after, on second thoughts dont answer that! Ha ha ha ha! I was just waiting for you to make me your personal secretary... But you had to go one better! I can think of a better position for you to be in..... God I am sooooo rude!! Nah, that's just all part and partial of being BuFF! You wouldnt have me any other way!! NO! I wouldn't have you full stop! Thats nice! love you too! Love you more!

My cat's prefer cheese to chicken and cat food! And Fluff always sits behind the Tv. And two of my cats don't like high pitched music. They attack me when I sing, seriously claw at my leg or bite my ear or something daft! And they used to do it when I played high notes on the flute, which is how I know it's not just my singing!

I was asked to audition for that! as a stunt man, I was supposed to stand in for the lightsaber fights!! Hehehehehehehee Oh BuFF! Could ya get me a job? Since you have contacts and stuff... Yeah sure, what sort of position you after, on second thoughts dont answer that! Ha ha ha ha! I was just waiting for you to make me your personal secretary... But you had to go one better! I can think of a better position for you to be in..... God I am sooooo rude!! Nah, that's just all part and partial of being BuFF! You wouldnt have me any other way!! NO! I wouldn't have you full stop!

I was asked to audition for that! as a stunt man, I was supposed to stand in for the lightsaber fights!! Hehehehehehehee Oh BuFF! Could ya get me a job? Since you have contacts and stuff... Yeah sure, what sort of position you after, on second thoughts dont answer that! Ha ha ha ha! I was just waiting for you to make me your personal secretary... But you had to go one better! I can think of a better position for you to be in..... God I am sooooo rude!! Nah, that's just all part and partial of being BuFF!

Is that not the point?

I was asked to audition for that! as a stunt man, I was supposed to stand in for the lightsaber fights!! Hehehehehehehee Oh BuFF! Could ya get me a job? Since you have contacts and stuff... Yeah sure, what sort of position you after, on second thoughts dont answer that! Ha ha ha ha! I was just waiting for you to make me your personal secretary... But you had to go one better!

I was asked to audition for that! as a stunt man, I was supposed to stand in for the lightsaber fights!! Hehehehehehehee Oh BuFF! Could ya get me a job? Since you have contacts and stuff...

Why you wanna threesome! yeah u wish! isnt it every red blooded blokes wish!! Buff - So true!!!!!!!!!!! Jedi Lunch Box - "Twins" well said that man!!!!!!! see what I mean! I swear this thread just brings out the dirty in people...

Awwwww Don't be shy! Were not all as dirty as BuFF Oh and btw... I meant you were special in the *special 'i-go-on-the-sunshine-bus'* kinda way. me dirty, look whos the newest member of Showmasters Most Wanted, the Filthy sleepingdragons!! Ahhh yeh... maybe I should live up to my name...

Not just me who thinks that then... I couldn't help having improper thoughts abou Harry in Philosopher's stone when he was wearing them... very distubing as he was only about 12 at the time... Oh dear! It's good to know that none of the sms quidditch teams are 12!

Lol My old school were like that! They were THE Lindsey School and Community Arts College Which was shortened to The Lindsey School and CAC Pretty apt actually now I think about it...

ha ha ha ha! *shakes hands with Jedi Lunch Box's girlfriend* And I don't get the whole twin thing... I mean twins... incestuous... bleh... *shudder*