Bling Fling

No, I wasn't lying when I said that David is my favourite. ..I don't see where irony or sarcasm would come into it?

You're my favourite.

it was fantastic.

I think it was a fantastic match, we played brilliantly. The last goal was a bit of a shambles, but still - we're through. Before watching the Germany - Ecuador match this morning, I was quite apprehensive about us facing Ecuador. But, given how we played today, I think we should do well.

Ohhh b*llocks.

NO, we don't get the same adverts over here. I don't even know what it's for, but it has a really tall guy and a really short guy. I think it's advertising some kind of car sales people.

Haha, wicked. I hate how mean my sister is.

I love this advert, it's so sh*t.

my mum does that all the time. she won't refer to them as "Rooney and Crouch" It's "Croucharooney" for her. Bless her. I hate how obsessed with football I've become. Except I actually love it.

That is EXACTLY what I was gonna say. About time he got some credit, it's well f*cking deserved.

Jog's definitely a fittie.

I told you Joe Cole is amazing. I love him.

I was gonna make me some Joe Cole ones. But I can't find any good pictures of him because the internet sucks. *needs the loo*

Whatever you say love. *plays with your hair*

red tint?! Where? Anyway, we told you he's fit.

You're backing Argentina as well though so we can cry together if they go out Not that they will because they're great Yes, we'll be able to console each other. Although you are right, they won't be leaving us anytime soon! "Football's coming home!" I love how little sense that makes.

You're so kind. My dad will be painful if we lose. Bloody Scots. A bird just flew into our window.

I know they ain't, I've actually got the match on. Check out Sweden pretending to be Brazil Do they come in adjustable sizes? Haha, you have succumbed (I butchered that one!) to the..erm..I had something really witty to say but I lost it. We don't need adjustable sizes silly, we match.

I love the random facts these commentators feel the need to give us.

I hate my bones cracking.

It's the best coming from you.

They're not playing love. Sorry. I haven't ordered my Argentina shirt yet, I'll do that soon. What size do you take?

*sweats* Corrr.

*takes over the sofa and watches the footie* Sorry all.

He's bummed me.