Juggalo

Alas, another confuzzled reader...

Whut up y'all, this is the forums wicked clown Juggalo hitting you up once again with some flavour! C5 first and foremost was off the hook. I never got to talk to any of the guys doing signings and what-not, but I was complimented by the big guy from out of Superman 2 (his name escapes me) for having dope hair... Speaking of my hair, I was arrested by Storm Troopers for having a "Bad haircut"! I like to think my hair is awesome, I guess those guys in the Imperial Army don't have any taste... I got the whole thing on video as well with my camera, my homie snatched it out of my hands as I was forced at gun point to get down on my knees and place my hands behind my head! That was so fresh, seeing all these people walking around like "What the f**k is that guy doing?!", I was totally loving it!!! In the video, a flash goes off... Did any of you happen to take a picture of a guy with metalic-red spikes coming out the top of his head wearing a red and black hockey jersey?? If you did, please let me know. I'd love to get a copy!! On the first day there, my money was blown right away on a load of booster boxes for the Lord of the Rings CCG, I was real happy to get some rarities from the Two Towers block I needed for some of my decks! Anyways, my and my homie went to walk outside for a smoke, and hear someone shout "WHATS UP JUGGALO!?!"... My hair flipped right the way off my head, someone in a crowd of thousands spotted me and wanted to make contact!!! This guy comes running up and he's like "Yo man, you representing the Hatchet in front of all these movie stars?!" and before I could respond, he starts taking his shirt off!!! Right there in public!!! My friend gave me a sideways glance with his infamous "...the hell?" face, and this guys shows me a massive tattoo all over his back of the Dark Lotus cross!!! Now, I know none of this last bit makes any sense to you if you don't know what a Juggalo is, but to me meeting this ninja, this BROTHER, was devastatingly brilliant. We shook hands but I had to go, I wish I could have hung out and chatted to the guy. Anyways, I was there everyday of the event for about 3 or 4 hours each day, walking around and checking out everyones fresh costumes... There was this one girl dressed up like Eowyn, man... If I was Aragorn and she had the hots for me, I'd leave that Elven hussy in the quickest lickety-split!!! I hope everyone had a bomb-ass time, and I will try my best to actually meet some of you guys in October!!! Out like Michael Jackson's wang in a playground, The Juggalo PS>

It's hard to explain, but to put it into terms for someone who doesn't know about us, Juggalos are a hardcore fanbase of a music duo called the Insane Clown Posse. They are the worlds most hated band, but people who hate them don't know what they and the Juggalos are about... Yes, the music is very horrific to some, on account of the violent lyrics, explicit content, and mind-bending musical tunes. But the Juggalos hear the music and can decipher the blurred messages... We are for good, we dispise and hate everything bad, and we want to make the world, in any way shape or form, into a nicer place for all to live and enjoy. Juggalos are like and army of the outcasts of society, bound with one vision and purpose, 100's of thousands of people from all walks of life, all colors, creeds, and religions, worldwide. We call each other Family, because thats what we are; you can just bump into a Juggalo in the street and know that that individual, the stranger before you, can relate to you and your life, and we embrace that... This is just a mere tip of one almighty iceberg, but you will know me and any other Juggalos at C5 on account of our clown paint... Hope this clears it up just a little!!!

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Jeebus!!! I walk off to the fridge to grab a carton of semi-skimmed (granted, it took me a few days), and when I get back my polite invitation to meet after the event has decended into a gigantic-sized, purple-lettered death-match!!! There's only one thing for it... Everyone complaining, or younger than minimum drinking age, please line up on the left... Now, all the rest that are able to drink without parents getting hella angry, move over to your right... Now. Everyone grab a Rock'Em-Sock'Em robot, and let the games begin!!! First guy to die looses... The Juggalo

Yeeeah... City Limits, Oceana, etc. Those are nightclubby kinds of places, and if that floats your boat, then those are your safest bet. In my honest opinion, I don't like those places because there is a frequency of violence as the night drags on. It's the nature of the beast; Have drink, Will fight. I recommended Bar Central because its the only bar or club that I personally feel remotely safe in. Milton Keynes has a high level of Police activity during the night, ESPECIALLY on a Friday or Saturday night, which is a blessing in disguise... You might feel safer, but understand that they are there for a very good reason and that is the fact that there are a LOT of fights in the main nightclubs and bars... But I have only been to Oceana (located in the Ski Dome) and that one is pretty nice. Multi-tiered, each area has a different theme; Log Cabin, Igloo, Tokyo, etc... I don't want to prevent anyone from having a good night out, but I do want to see you all safe and sound the next day bright and early The Juggalo

Sup y'all, this is the forums favourite clown-painted freekshow... Anyways, I was tossing some ideas around with a homie about half an hour ago on the phone and we were talking about having some kind of post-"First day of Collector Mania 5" party for any and all that are legally allowed to drink, or at least look like they are... Theres this haggard bar right in the City Center called "Bar Central", it's cheap to get in and the drinks are cheaper than a smack in the face... The music is varied, primarily of the dancey-n-hiphoppy flavour, but with some alternative stuff (Limp Bizkit, System of a Down, Linkin Park, etc.) thrown into the mix. Me and the crew will be up there chilling and getting wild, and we hope we can see you in there and trade stories about what Brad Dourif said to you and what bargains you got from that one guy selling them action figure things... If it's not your cup of tea, or you don't like the sound of that bar (did I mention it was haggard but cheap already...? I did, look at that!), then I can recommend a slew of other bars and things to go... Time for me to split like my underpants, The Juggalo

**Gives one-man standing ovation** Took the word right outta my finger-tips... Juggalo

My my, don't we have conspiratous minds...! Stay runnin' with a Hatchet, Juggalo

I'm content with just buying action figures, so the fact that theres gonna be some film and tv stars is just a bonus. i cant think of anyone I would really want to see... Maybe Kane Hodder? Gunnar Hansen?

I will be wearing black and white clown paint (It might look a little like Kiss make-up to those who don't know about the Insane Clown Posse), and a red hockey jersey with the Hatchetman displayed proudly on the front and "Psychopathic Records 00" on the back. I will also be filming all kinds of stuff for my homevideo show. Look out for me!

Sup Sister? I also live in the Netherlands!! I live in Bussum, and I went to both the Tilburg AND Amsterdam gigs in November. It was so fresh!!! I am English, but I have lived here nearly 4 years now. Email me or PM me and we can talk; wickedninjaturtle@hotmail.com is my email for anyone wanting to get in touch with me.

Nice opinion about something you can't even begin to comprehend. Go spin some Feminem on your CD player and stay out of this topic. It was addressed to the Juggalos only.

Thank you very much! I wish I had seen that topic myself, I just made myself look like a complete give us some credit asking something that was blatantly there for me to see... I will go hide under a bridge like a common troll for the remainder of my time here. Thanks again! Tobes

Hi I would very much like to meet Robert Englund, and of course the awesome Brad Douriff. I read something somewhere that you need tickets to meet these people. how does this work? How would I go about obtaining tickets to meet these guys? Do i have to pay for them (I am aware I need to pay for autographs, etc!)? Thanks in advance for any help! Tobes

Whut up If there are any other Juggalos or Juggalettes out there that are going to Collector Mania 5, then I would like to hear from you. I will be filming for my homevideo show, entitled "The Toby 2 Dope Show", something I do for my homies in the UK for them to watch when they miss me. If you ever saw Twiztid's "The Purple Show", then you should be fmailiar with the format...! Anyways, I want to see some Hatchet love on the show, so look out for me. I'll be wearing a black and red hockey jersey with a black Hatchetman on the front and arms, and I will be wearing Shaggy's face paint. I look forward to hearing from you! Much clown love, Toby 2 Dope

Curse that Stan Marsh guy... When I read this the bid was a fiver!!! topping 45 quid is a little out of my league, but I will still contribute some funding for the cause reguardless... Especially to that guy dressing up as Supergirl! One more time because it really is fresher than my Grandma's mashed potatoes; Tobes

Are you accepting donations on the day? I will for sure be filling your collection bucket with coins if your dressed like Supergirl! Can i get a little clip of you on my video camera? I will be wearing black and white clown paint, so we should find each other pretty easy!

Ninja? Am I a Ninja now? HAHAHA! Sorry man. "Ninja" is a word I use to describe some things, in this instance, a cool guy. For example; "Let's ninja outta here!" "Hey Ninja, hows it going?" If you want to say someone did something unbelievably cool, like doing a triple sumersault in the que at McDonalds while waiting to order a Big Mac for no apparent reason, you could say; "Whoa! Did you SEE what that Ninja just did?! No doubt he used some Ninja tactics on that one!!" No offence intended!

Darn, that ninja posted 25 before I posted my post!!!

This is my first post (of, I hope, many) here, and if this is genuine and the cash goes to a good cause, I will place an initial bid of 20 quid. I will am hoping to buy alot of action figures amongst other things, and my primary request if you are sucessfully my slave, is to help me carry all my swag around. And I will also require you to operate my video camera for me occasionally, because I will be taping the event for my home video show that I make for my friends over in my home country of the UK. I have been living in Amsterdam now for almost 4 years, so I can assure you that by being a faithful bag carrier, I won't become a stalker after the event! Anyways, as I say, this is my first post. My name is Toby Hagen AKA Tobi 2 Dope, I am 22 years old, and work for Nike at their European headquarters in Hilversum, The Netherlands. I am friendly, if somewhat mentally unstable, so I hope my outlandish sense of humour doesn't grate with anyone! You seem like a cool bunch of characters here, and I hope we can get along and maybe hook up for a beer or 2 after the event! For now, I will leave you. See you at Collectormania 5, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the weekend! Much clown love, Tobes PS> This smiley is the coolest thing I ever saw, but I couldn't fit it in anywhere, so here we go;