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Me and a few friends gathered to watch that expecting to have right old laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves (the ad had little people playing basketball for God's sake!!). I was surprised how depressing and boring it was. Pickled freak babies and people poking at things with tweezers? No thank you. At least we got to laugh at crapface Ahmed crying on Big Brother afterwards... The loser. Nadia to win!!!

I taped GMTV and we weren't bloody on it!! The horrors!!! Good luck with your dance exam my love, I've got a horrible Modern Religious Movements exam and then I'll have done my first year at uni... oh yes. God damn Jenny Falconer... what were they filming the prem for anyway?!

Too bloody right Jenny's coming!! I can smell the excitement off her (literally ). Too bad about your exams... I'm failing miserably if it makes you feel better. I'm just lying my way through mine. Why spoil a good exam answer with the truth, huh? Can't wait to see the pics... I'm such a star. Blue Peter today (or Monday, whatever), tomorrow, who knows?! Maybe even Ready Steady Cook!! (Calm down Jack... empty dreams, empty dreams). Remember, everybody set your videos for GMTV tomorrow... Jenny Falconer doing the PoA prem!!! Oh yes.

I'm still not a Devonette..................

There's nothing wrong with being girly!! Anyway, Suzi's met me; she'll tell you how macho I am Devondudes? Give me a break. I want to be a Devonette... the real deal!!!

Oh, and why aren't I a Devonette yet?

AAAARGH!!!! I've been revising like such a good boy (pat pat) but I'm revising the WRONG BLOODY STUFF!!! Just wrote 4 pages on Primitive Religions and the concepts of totemism and taboo, and it's all lies!! I didn't know anything about it!!! Moral: don't revise... you won't have a clue when it comes to the exam anyway. One more exam left, and then I'm going home for three months- right on!!! How are everyone else's going?

Okay, okay, I give up. I'll have to if it managed to gues Jez from Gimme Gimme Gimme. Bloody thing. I can honestly say I've lost the will to live.

HOW DID THE b'stard GET KATY GRIN????!!!! I am seriously creeped out, but I cant... seem.... to stop......

Damn, the bugger got me!!! Right, I'm going to be Katy Grin from Ab Fab. They'll never get that.

Grr.... it got me as Mrs Doyle from Father Ted too. Bugger. Right, I'll try someone from the Young Ones.

OH MY BLOODY GOD!!!! I was Ben Harper from My Family!!! I thought, 'Oooh, wily old fox I am, they'll never guess it.' How does this work? HOW????!!!!! That is so scary!!!! I'm going to have another go... I'm a stickler for pain I've heard, and this beats slashing your wrists or ironing your face.

You haven't mentioned Land Girls. My mum bloody loved it, but there was NO stoyline/plot. It was like, 'come and watch some girls crying and shagging on a farm when there is a war on'. Damn Anna Friel pretending she's talented. I shouted 'breadstick breadstick' at her at the PoA prem but she didn't hear me... or did she? Hmm. I totally agree with Fight Club too, and the remake of The Ring was a big pile of pooey pigs' balls. And Steel Magnolias!!! Don't get me started!!!

Thanks lovely Suzi!! Lovin' the art by the way.

You mean I'm not on it?! Oh poo. I still want it though... you couldn't send it to me so I can watch it could you? How are your exams going by the way? I totally failed one on Friday... bah. I'm too simple for university. I sat there for most of the ordeal singing Double Trouble from PoA in my head for most of it, even getting glared at by the invigilator for swaying. Imagine that, being persecuted just for being hip. I only wrote nine pages, and that was three questions! The horrors!!! Oh well, at least I've got Collectormania to keep me going.