Tippin Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 I don't know if anyone knew about this, but a while ago, Empire ran a thread on their forum about what people thought Episode 3 should be called and well over the past two nights, Rangergirl aka Lamb and I have been watching Attack of the Clones and coming up with new spoof names for Episode 3 and well we want to hold a competition between the titles and find our ultimate act of genius and well, we'll leave it up to the board to decide. For the Quater finals we need 8 from the list to be chosen so we ask that everyone chose eight and then post them in this thread, they most chosen ones will go through to battle for the title of 'best spoof title'. Some of the titles are indeed very random and do require an explaination some of them are just funny in their own right, so I hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoyed writing them! Star wars ep III: I believe I can fly Star wars ep III: Man in the ventilated mask Star wars ep III: Revenge of the dust bunnies Star wars ep III: Does anyone have a razor Star wars ep III: We can see the cue cards Star wars ep III: Not suitable for vegetarians Star wars ep III: May contain traces of nuts Star wars ep III: One review too far Star wars ep III: Interview with the Empire Star wars ep III: Silence of the Jedi Star wars ep III: The mask of Palpatine Star wars ep III: The Council of Secrets Star wars ep III: When darkness met light Star wars ep III: The extras wet dream Star wars ep III: Alcohol Anonymous Star wars ep III: What annulments are for Star wars ep III: Wanna buy some death sticks? Star wars ep III: One Sith too far Star wars ep III: Gone with the Sith Star wars ep III: What’s with the close ups Star wars ep III: Where’s my cocaine Star wars ep III: White Sithmas Star wars ep III: Boom Star wars ep III: There is no cutlery Star wars ep III: Too much CGI, not enough acting Star wars ep III: Drugstore Jedi Star wars ep III: Teenage Sithbag Star wars ep III: The Sith Lord Diaries Star wars ep III: Look who’s sithing too Star wars ep III: Coresaunt Confidential Star wars ep III: Speeder Driver Star wars ep III: Reservoir Sith Star wars ep III: Who needs stairs Star wars ep III: In case of fire, there are no exists Star wars ep III: Why did I stop the therapy Star wars ep III: You can leave plaits in Star wars ep III: Stormtroopers guide to the galaxy Star wars ep III: So where were the archers? Star wars ep III: Fear and loathing in Los Eisely Star wars ep III: I, Jedi Star wars ep III: Tiredness can kill Star wars ep III: A Sith’s tale Star wars ep III: The return of R2 Star wars ep III: Flying Jedi Star wars ep III: Death of the Windu Star wars ep III: Another Pointless Line Star wars ep III: May the cue cards be with you Star wars ep III: When hermits attack Star wars ep III: Eternal Sunshine of a sithless mind Star wars ep III: Leave the jokes to Obi Wan Star wars ep III: Another one bites the dust Star wars ep III: Danger, danger high voltage Star wars ep III: I wanna take you to a Sith bar Star wars ep III: Never take the short cut Star wars ep III: Beware of falling Anakins Star wars ep III: I hate it when he does that Star wars ep III: Another form of cancer Star wars ep III: Don’t try this at home Star wars ep III: What happened to the acting? Star wars ep III: Carry on Corpsing Star wars ep III: Gone Drinking Star wars ep III: More bondage than a strip bar Star wars ep III: Nobody looks good in leather Star wars ep III: It was a job Star wars ep III: Thank God for foundation Star wars ep III: Acting has no place here Star wars ep III: Acting’s overrated Star wars ep III: The acting strikes back Star wars ep III: Stormtroopers, Sith and the Emperor, oh my! Star wars ep III: Shut up Jar Jar Star wars ep III: Go home Amidala Star wars ep III: Circus Freaks Anonymous Star wars ep III: It’s not fair Star wars ep III: What not to wear Star wars ep III: Baby’s day out Star wars ep III: Slash incorporated Star wars ep III: Some people should not have children Star wars ep III: Yet more droids Star wars ep III: If droids could think Star wars ep III: Remove all sticks Star wars ep III: How embarrassing Star wars ep III: Never mind the helmets Star wars ep III: All for just 19,999999 Star wars ep III: Another wasted film reel Star wars ep III: The Sith will take it all Star wars ep III: If penguins could fly Star wars ep III: When Jedi’s turn bad Star wars ep III: Lassie come home Star wars ep III: Girl with a pearl headdress Star wars ep III: Inside I’m dancing Star wars ep III: Purple is my colour Star wars ep III: When Jedi’s get wet Star wars ep III: No previous insanity required Star wars ep III: Give me cake or give me death! Star wars ep III: Course, rough, irritating and gets everywhere Star wars ep III: Vampires should not be in office Star wars ep III: The consequences of anorexia Star wars ep III: One reason to update your contact list Star wars ep III: What children do without T.V. Star wars ep III: Get Over It Star wars ep III: A not so drunken mistake Star wars ep III: Insects do not make good clones Star wars ep III: Curious, very curious Star wars ep III: When turnips move Star wars ep III: When Jedi’s trip Star wars ep III: Britain in winter Star wars ep III: Creepest kid since Hayley Joel Osmond Star wars ep III: My Daddy wouldn’t take me Star wars ep III: Sliding doors Star wars ep III: Dude where’s my speeder Star wars ep III: Dude where’s my falcon Star wars ep III: Dude where’s talent Star wars ep III: Why cousins shouldn’t marry Star wars ep III: I can’t breathe Star wars ep III: The kiss that became a scar Star wars ep III: When technology strikes out Star wars ep III: When the lights go out Star wars ep III: Moving swiftly on Star wars ep III: When fashion and technology collide Star wars ep III: Death of a Wattu Star wars ep III: We canni take it Captain Star wars ep III: Blast! Star wars ep III: This is exactly why I hate flying Star wars ep III: We won’t be seeing him again Star wars ep III: Did I say that out loud? Star wars ep III: When pumpkins go bad Star wars ep III: Look it’s Jesus…oh wait Star wars ep III: Heinz forever Star wars ep III: Look a badger! Star wars ep III: It’s good to talk…(or It’s good to talk unless it’s Padmir or Anakin.) Star wars ep III: Diddums Star wars ep III: Yes he’s jealous Star wars ep III: Quivering bottom lip Star wars ep III: -Insert Cynical Comments- Star wars ep III: Go to your room and think about what you’ve done Star wars ep III: Help I’m a Fish Star wars ep III: I agree Star wars ep III: At all costs Star wars ep III: Push the red button Star wars ep III: That’s enough of Jar Jar Star wars ep III: Mushroom Risotto Star wars ep III: Christmas came early Star wars ep III: We really need to start recruiting Star wars ep III: Circuits laid bare Star wars ep III: Do it, do it now! Star wars ep III: When obstacle courses fight back Star wars ep III: Satan is a robot… Star wars ep III: A bad day at the post office Star wars ep III: Packed with Ewanosity Star wars ep III: Good Job… A lot of them aren't there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted October 31, 2004 Author Share Posted October 31, 2004 does nobody appreciate sarcastic humour here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 I do, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerGirl Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Ah, they're clearly threatened by our outstanding wit. Either that, or...Those really don't make any sense out of context Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 I do, does that count? yes it does my vice president, -huggles- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Ah, they're clearly threatened by our outstanding wit. Either that, or...Those really don't make any sense out of context I still thought they were funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 see rg we should make a recording of us watching films, everyone would be in stitches at some of the things we come up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 lol definately would be interesting thats for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 haha you have no idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rel Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Bwhahahahaha! Well it amused me anyway Personal favourites- Star wars ep III: Man in the ventilated mask Star wars ep III: What annulments are for Star wars ep III: Go to your room and think about what you’ve done Star wars ep III: Packed with Ewanosity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 3, 2004 Author Share Posted November 3, 2004 -huggles rel- YAY! hehehe, there's even more now! Every movie Rangergirl and I watch, the more episode three titles are created... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Redd Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 I always like Dawn of the Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 XD ep3: Light on, Light off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Ep3: sponser for eye drops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 ep3: when bondage goes wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Ep3: Make over required for seriously evil dictator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 hahahaha ep3:Now where was that brothel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerGirl Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Wahey! More people with our bizarre sense of humour! We should post some of our cynical comments on here too....Every film Tippin and I watch, we have to make cynical comments. Star Wars Episode III: Use The Booze Say it out loud, it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 hey you know me, and my weirdness now Ep3: Obi Wan on death sticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 8, 2004 Author Share Posted November 8, 2004 ep3: Pink is the new black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Ep3: All sith are pink and fluffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 9, 2004 Author Share Posted November 9, 2004 W00T! makes me Goddess of Sith! hahahahahaha! ep3: When Lasso's attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermos Flask Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Ep3: Well its better than another Lord of the Rings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 ep3: Why Zepplins are a bad idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippin Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 Star wars ep 3: I'm sure it was there a moment ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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