Jezebel

Come off it - I wouldn't dare!!!!

OK! All shall be revealed. I was going to keep it quiet about being Vamps mum until people'd got to know me a bit and realised I'm not half as bad as she is!!!! Love ya really Vamps hun!!

Know what you mean Kell. God just imagine having him there in front of you. I'd just stand there like a right prat gawping at him and I'd forget everything I wanted to ask him!

Sussed already!!!

If anybody knows where I can get hold of a cave troll I'll take it to L.A. and get it to capture Viggo when he's not looking and bring him back to C5.

Hi! Is that Alice Cooper's song in your signature? Cool song!

LOL if u only realised how funny having VAMPIRER n 'Riff Raff' in the same sentence was :P What so funny about this, lol am I missing something here????[/color] I'll tell you sometime! lol (actually loadsa lols!!)

Hello Kell - they do seem very nice don't they! No doubt we shall meet again!!

LOL if u only realised how funny having VAMPIRER n 'Riff Raff' in the same sentence was lol - my sides are aching. She thinks she's going to end up with a new name now and she aint happy!!! Tough!!

I've been warned about u! lol U can put an avatar on by either .... uploading a picture off your PC, or go to somewhere like www.google.co.uk and seach for "avatars" or "*subject* avatar" i.e. "lord of the rings avatar" or whateva ... and then: right click on the avatar, go to properties, copy the web address, and then paste it when u go to My Controls, and edit avatar i think i'm tired, excuse me if i babble n dont make sense. Enjoy! and welcome! we keep the 'riff raff' under control here Keep her under control?!!! That's something I never managed so good luck! Will have a go at the avatar thing - ta very much.

Hello everybody!! I only joined up yesterday and don't know anybody. Well I do know one person very well, but I won't say who - I don't want to be associated with that riff-raff. Once you get to know me you'll soon twig on who I'm talking about. btw can anybody tell me how to put an avatar on please?

Aren't all the best people!!!

THE SHOWMASTERS' PRAYER Our Showmasters, who art in their office Collectormania be thy name Get Viggo to come and we can have fun At C5 when it's in Milton Keynes And give us in May our sexy Viggo And forgive us our pestering Then we shall forgive those that slag off Viggo against us And lead us into Collectormania with Viggo in it For then thine will be the glory, loads of hugs and kisses Viggo 4 ever and ever Amen Is C5 in May??????

For example - the Showmasters could hypnotise him into thinking "I must go to C5. I must go to C5!"

THE BOOK OF JEZEBEL CHAPTER ONE And it came to pass that the fans of films and TV shows wanted to meet with their idols and so they said unto The Showmasters, "Give us a place where we can meet with our idols and speak unto them and spend lots of money on precious relics and autographs." And The Showmasters went away to consider The Fans command and upon their return they did say to The Fans, "Oh Worthy Fans, we have done as you commanded and behold! We have created for you an event of biblical proportions where there will be gathered all your idols and heroes and it's name shall be Collectormania." And The Fans did look upon Collectormania and saw that it was good and found it pleasing. And they gathered there in their multitudes and paid homage to their idols. But all was not well, for some of The Fans gathered on The Forum where they gave voice to their unhappiness and disappointment and cried "The Showmasters have given us Elijah, but where is Viggo?!" And The Showmasters said unto the Viggo Fans, "Alas! We did beseech with Viggo but he refuseth to come," upon which there was much wailing and weeping and gnashing of teeth. And a great cry was heard along the length and breadth of the nation, "WE WANT VIGGO!! WE WANT VIGGO!!" And The Showmasters did hear this cry and did promise The Viggo Fans, "Do not weep for verily we say unto you that we shall speak unto The Lord SexGod Viggo once more and beseech with him to come to Collectormania 5." But The Showmasters' hearts were overflowing with fear and trepidation for they did not know how they would perform this miracle. So they spake once more with The Viggo Fans on The Forum saying unto them, "Thou tellest us to bring Viggo to C5 yet we have offered him gold and babes, and book-sales and babes, and many purses overflowing with coins and yet still he refuseth to come. Guide us, oh Worthy Fans, as to how we can bring about this miracle and bring Viggo to Collectormania in the land of Milton Keynes." And The Viggo Fans on The Forum did reply.............................. SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!!!!!!!

I think Viggo is the most gorgeous man on the planet and would love him to come to C5.