xanderharrisisgod

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LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHARLIE PACE!!!!!!! absolute shocker of a story!!

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This story is based on characters and situations owned by the original author/writers, publishers and distributors. No copyright infringement is intended or to be infered. word count: 222 “Deuce!†Hen Tinman the coach verbalized as the punky Professor Maggie Walsh missed the ball and fell over. It was the Wimbledon world cup and it was the final match of the mixed doubles. Adam and Xander were competing against Professor Maggie Walsh and Dawn. Professor Maggie Walsh stood up and attempted to hit the ball again, but she tumbled to the ground again due to the fact her leg was broken. It was then Xander’s turn to serve. Xander danced a jig brandishing his tennis racket. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!†screeched Dawn as the ball came flying at 596 mph towards her right cheek. It smashed in to her cheek and she crashed to the ground. Everyone went quiet and then started cheering since they realised what had happened. Xander and Adam had won the world cup for the best spell for the fastest tennis ball ever. No-one realised Dawn was dead until Hen Tinman (who wasn’t really a coach but a tin man, dressed as a human, dressed as a tin man) started to devour Dawn. No-one seemed to care that Dawn was dead. Instead they all stood up and sang a song about TK MAXX. It went like this “TK MAXX†“TK MAXX†“How do you do all that maths?†“TK MAXX†“TK MAXX†“Taking it to the maxx!!†Hurrah the End!!