Nickwise Gamgee

Please excuse me Claire, *TAKES OUT TWO OF MY SWORDS AND PROMPTLY POSITIONS THEM AT SEAN'S THROAT*

Biscuit tin raiding? a step up from tombs!!! (more rewarding) Night night my dear!! Sleep well!!

i lick eyes. everyone's got their fetishes.... You're a freak.... he DOES this, just to **** me off, he's try and stick his tongue in my eye.... DIE WIZARD!!!!!!!! BLOODY CHANGING MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's no telling what Aragorn might do with that Legolas.... oh, you mean the shieldmaiden of Rohan? oh not sure then.... no no, my lady, you HAVE to take me to an Elven Banquet.... I hear Frodo'll be off discussing his new toy with the council, why don't we indulge ourselves with the best of the autumn harvest??

yes, please do. i woodn't like to think of you not getting a wink of sleep. thunking to yourself - what if it's gone tomorrow, what if I can't remember the page? do it now, and put yourself at ease. this is good advise for all of you, btw! ok, now i've lost the plot. ah sorry all. I've saved it persuasive little Baggins aren't ya?

i lick eyes. everyone's got their fetishes.... You're a freak.... he DOES this, just to **** me off, he's try and stick his tongue in my eye.... So naturally, my 'fetish' is to retaliate and kick in painful areas.....

So that's the secret to an elf like figure Don't try it Mr Frodo!! Its not worth it!! *says through mouthfuls of food* *gasps for air as Frodo and Arwen begin to climb a 'steep' slope*

Ah I see, I'm only joining in because I've never got the chance to do this before!!

oi!!! I mean, Fair Lady, please, take another, and you could never tell you were even supposed to be on a diet!! *turns to self* does endless flattery get you to the Elven Banquets? *stomach grumbles for more crisps*

oooh, bF email! must take down before I go to bed!! and you bite noses? o...k.....

everyone needs a hobby. I like looking at clouds and then writing about them in my book "Clouds are Around, but they make no Sound" by Frodo Baggins. ah, sounds lovely....

awww.... ok.... *sneaks bag of quavers from backpack and gobbles while following pretty elven maiden*

I know... She aint too bad if you give her a hug once in a while, but don't feed her after midnight or she might bite your ankles just kidding sis

fat free? wonderful!!!! *follows happily* Can I put butter on it?

Mr Frodo!! If its any news to you, I dress like Charlie at the weekends!!! *shuts up*

as in, two other threads?

may I have some Lembas lady Arwen? I'm always stuffing my face....

Oh, NW *slow on the uptake (refering to self)* No, i wants sun on friday not thunder. thabk you in advance. I'll try the ol' sun-trick my dear!!! Lara, don't look now, but I think babyFrodo's stalking you....

Erm....yeah... Mr Frodo? *dabs blood* She's only a common ol' gard'ner....why don't you go with someone more classy? *points at self* like, er...a ....common.. ol' gard'ner *pride deflates*

Cup a soooooooooup!!! I have forced meself to get better so I have! yet HR Giger's monster still lives in my throat!!! I'll be there at c7..... if by my life or death I can make it, I'll get the time off work... *hugs* can't wait to see you guys!!

Yay! I feel loved!! thankies.

Thread!!! stop being a complete donkey and start working again!!! please? *pats thread* (I seem to have created a thread with medical defects....trust me...)

*plays Mission Impossible as you keep glancing round to check no-one's coming...* *waves at GtB, who, unless others are here, ignores me*

Don't ask me, Mr Frodo! I weren't no good at MasterMind, unless it was Challenge Charlie Dimmock on the knowledge of Chyrsanthenums!!

LARA!!!!! as if by magic...