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The Lady Elanor

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  1. http://mailorderhusbands.net/

     

    Though, considering they're selling men, I have severe doubts about the 100% satisfaction guarantee :o. Especially considering the... uh... "calibre" of men...

     

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    "My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot."

     

    Realistic aspirations :unsure:.

    I'm supposed to say personality is what counts now aren't I?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Heeeeeeeeeeell no!

  2. Why on earth are we giving advice on relationships, most of us are single and total geeks with no chance of dating.. Hardly going to give good advice.

    despite my optimism to the contrary, i am beginning to face reality :unsure:

     

    Paul

    It gets worse as you get older... I'm thinking of a mail order husband lol.. Do they actually do them?

  3. ye helllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo hp guestsssssssss where r they lol???????!!!!!!!!! im sos but i just bought a £50 costume (im onli 13 14 tomoz and my icnome is my pocket money) and i bought it for devon who plays seamus, its nothing to do with jhp lol but hey as i love him sooooo much i wanted to impress him so im wearing a corset lmao and stockings hehehehe and thats it lmao . but ye and also i wanna meet jamie i aint met him yet. and draco wud b nice too.  :huh:

    Umm aren't you a little young to be dressing up in a corset and stockings........

     

    :D

    :D

    The mind boggles....... :o

  4. wow thanks. I won't be back after that.

    I've deleted a few replies so that arguments don't start, I only wanna leave the ones above so Showmasters can see them and preferably do something about them. Hope u understand ^_^

    Frankly I don't think i care anymore. Sorry.. I still love ya all to bits but not going to bother now.

  5. Dont forget he also did the theme tune for Button Moon ( and the voices ! )

     

    ........ sorry if you dont know what this is !!!

    Hehe I'm old enough and sad enough to admit I was a big button moon fan as a kid.

     

    *We're off to button moon,

    We followed Mr. Spoon

    Button Moon, Button Moon

     

    Were off to button moon

    Button Moon, Button Moon.

     

    There's button moon, shining brightly in blanket sky.*

  6. Hmmmm god help me if this gets back to them. Lawrence don't even think about it!

     

    Sooo that certain celeb, Ron Perlman and Doug Hutchison and of course a certain Sith. Preferably with removable clothing so I can ummmm dress them in multiple outfits.

     

    Maybe Depeche Mode pre Alan Wilder leaving as well to create the perfect soundtrack and Angelina Jolie simply as I could hack her into pieces for making me feel inadaquate about my saggy bits and ruined body.

     

    Oooh and I forgot Alan Cumming complate with blue body paint.

  7. Hmm I'm not a show kinda person so if you can just pick a bar (but not the sports bar as the doorman was freaky) and I'll warm multiple chairs with my fat bum while drinking lots.

     

    I am getting a flipping hotel though this time, the all nighter in Soho was too much for my old bones.

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