natedammit Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 15 hours ago, Raylenth said: Are they to stop you pooping? No, that's pretty much sorted out now. I stopped taking my anti-malaria pills a couple of days early and that seemed to help, so maybe it was them. I might have malaria now, but worth it for the feeling of joy that first single, relatively solid poo brought me on Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Name Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 3 hours ago, natedammit said: No, that's pretty much sorted out now. I stopped taking my anti-malaria pills a couple of days early and that seemed to help, so maybe it was them. I might have malaria now, but worth it for the feeling of joy that first single, relatively solid poo brought me on Monday morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenThePirate Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Oh wow... first time back to the forum in ages and welcomed by talk of The Bear's poo. Gotta love it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broo Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I pick the worst times to brave venturing back onto the forum. Noping out again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Broo said: I pick the worst times to brave venturing back onto the forum. Noping out again. Don't you dare! You're staying to clean up after your kid!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdamoni Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 2 hours ago, natedammit said: A Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 38 minutes ago, Kurdamoni said: A Classic Although your post has made me look at it again and that kid clearly needs some more fibre in his diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broo Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 4 hours ago, natedammit said: This looks like the child is bracing for impact from the horse... 4 hours ago, wjbleming said: Don't you dare! You're staying to clean up after your kid!! But I don't wanna... Forum momma is a tiring role, I say we nominate a forum father to pull his weight around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1970 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, Broo said: This looks like the child is bracing for impact from the horse... But I don't wanna... Forum momma is a tiring role, I say we nominate a forum father to pull his weight around here @natedammit of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 50 minutes ago, Chris1970 said: @natedammit of course! He's the kid, sure. (And yes, it's ok to refer to this child as "The kid" ) The only suitable father figure would be yourself, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Broo said: This looks like the child is bracing for impact from the horse... Never mind the carnivore apple below it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, wjbleming said: Never mind the carnivore apple below it... It's a very short story in picture form. The apple has been partially eaten by the horse, who then took a dump on the kid, hence why he's unhappy so he chopped the feet off the goose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1970 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, wjbleming said: He's the kid, sure. (And yes, it's ok to refer to this child as "The kid" ) The only suitable father figure would be yourself, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, Chris1970 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Heisenberg Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 (edited) When will the Tickets go on sale for LFCC 2019 Summer ? Edited October 10, 2018 by Heisenberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Name Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 40 minutes ago, Heisenberg said: When will the Tickets go on sale for LFCC 2019 Summer ? I think it was around November last year, but it could be any time really. Nothing has been announced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 How have you all managed to take an innocent book about the normalcy of defecation and turned it into a hideous tale of a constipated child getting dumped on by a horse while a sentient apple prepares to eat a live goose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen_Sindel Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Can you guys stop the poop talk? You're scaring People off. I'd say at least wait until the guest list complaints starting coming in, but no doubt that would come back to haunt me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Queen_Sindel said: Can you guys stop the poop talk? You're scaring People off. Ok, done, no worries. I had to get up to pee 3 times last night. Getting old is annoying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1970 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, natedammit said: Ok, done, no worries. I had to get up to pee 3 times last night. Getting old is annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 22 minutes ago, Chris1970 said: Promises, promises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broo Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 21 hours ago, wjbleming said: Never mind the carnivore apple below it... (This was the closest to *shocknope* I could find... It does instead perhaps look like someone using binoculars to get a closer look but I need to emphasise that's not the intended meaning...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Broo said: (This was the closest to *shocknope* I could find... It does instead perhaps look like someone using binoculars to get a closer look but I need to emphasise that's not the intended meaning...) Sorry, did someone say 'post your favorite binoculars gif?' Edited October 11, 2018 by Raylenth 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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