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Thought I might start a topic for random/favourite quotes from the weekend?

 

Attendee: "Gary how's your Patrick Stewart?"

Gary: "My what?!"

RDA *holds microphone to Gary's crotch*

 

Dan *sits on microphone*

Gary: "Mic's a pain in the ass."

Audience *groans*

 

Attendee *indecipherable question*

Guests: "Huh?"

Attendee: "Sorry, I'm Scottish."

Gary: "'Sorry I'm Scottish', That's a tshirt if I ever heard one!"

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Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :thumbup:

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Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :thumbup:

 

That's hilarious :smile:

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Oh yes! Do add "overheard" ones too of attendees... some are classic!

 

I did overhear an attendee asking Teryl to sign some paper for her as she was going to have it tattooed (!!). Teryl freaked out slightly and asked my opinion (I declined to comment). She said she'd think about it. I have no idea if she did in the end or not.

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Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :thumbup:

 

Oh my god :smile:

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RDA to Jason "Who are you?"

 

Teryl to Dan (multiple times) "No Dan"

 

Dan "Some say I got hit on the head....."

 

Oh god the Scottish thing was me :thumbup: This is why I never go gold, the drinks reception would be a disaster.
The next time that Gary attends, you so have to get that printed on a t-shirt and wear it in a photo shoot with him.

 

 

Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :smile:

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Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :D

 

 

thanks for that Yvie I needed a giggle

more please!

 

surfy sah xx

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Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :D

 

 

haha I almost wet myself then, and was that with you? cos I can just see you saying that, "your face will be in it" lol

 

 

 

mine would be 1of2

 

talking with me about zoning out/ not hearing ppl right, mishearing them, or not hearing things at all, and he goes "I, I cant hear london"

 

I was like "WHAT?" lol in my best oneill

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haha I almost wet myself then, and was that with you? cos I can just see you saying that, "your face will be in it" lol

Unfortunately not, it was another crew member. I'm jealous that it wasn't me :D

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Crew: you need to join the queue for Teryls autograph

Attendee: at the back?

Crew: that is usually how queues work

 

To be fair to that attendee, some people were allowed to cut parts of the queues depending on their group and which groups had been called at the time.

 

Still, it does sound funny :D

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Crew: you need to join the queue for Teryls autograph

Attendee: at the back?

Crew: that is usually how queues work

 

To be fair to that attendee, some people were allowed to cut parts of the queues depending on their group and which groups had been called at the time.

 

Still, it does sound funny ;)

 

That happened to me all weekend, kept getting sent to the back regardless of my group had been called, very annoying. :D

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The Hows your Patrick Stewart was James (guy i got chatting to) he nearly died.

 

Mines is Dan to me at photo shoot then at autograph (he then did it to Galaxy Song in talk) FREEDOM

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When Teryl broke down in tears after "Timelord" walked up to her and the next person in the queue started laughing which sounded like squeaking.

 

Malcolm "Someone get Sea Shepherd in as we've got a stray dolphin in here"

 

ROTFLMAO!

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When Teryl broke down in tears after "Timelord" walked up to her and the next person in the queue started laughing which sounded like squeaking.

 

Malcolm "Someone get Sea Shepherd in as we've got a stray dolphin in here"

 

ROTFLMAO!

 

Haha! I heard about that (& saw the photos). Wish I'd been there!

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Malcom 'One of three, two of three, three of three'

 

RDA 'What?'

 

:chair: I loved that!

 

When I was in one of the RDA photoshoot queues I heard this at the same time as a lady started with a normal pic, then a hug, then one with her kissing his cheek (wish I'd had that kind of nerve) and then RDA saying afterwards 'I dread to think what 4, 5 and 6 would have been' in reference to the poses

 

 

Attendee: "Gary how's your Patrick Stewart?"

Gary: "My what?!"

RDA *holds microphone to Gary's crotch*

 

 

Attendee *indecipherable question*

Guests: "Huh?"..and RDA looking at the audience saying ' come on, even you guys didn't get that one'

Attendee: "Sorry, I'm Scottish."

Gary: "'Sorry I'm Scottish', That's a tshirt if I ever heard one!"

 

I completely lost it and was a tears of laughter at the Patrick Stewart comment

 

Crew Member - Do you want to take your badge off so it doesn't appear in your picture?

Attendee - But it's got my number on it. If I take it off how will I know which picture is mine?

Crew Member - Your face will be in it.

 

 

True story :poki:

That has just totally cracked me up!

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this was said by some ppl behind in the queue in response to the crew asking ppl to get close to the person in front.

 

attendee 1: Any closer and some of us may get pregant

attendee 2: Yea, I came here to meet RDA not to get pregant

attendee 3: It's not something you want to come away with from an event.

attendee 2: At least we're practicing safe queing

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How come there's no gas stations on highway 99(?)

 

Dan's memories of Don really was lovely everyone telling there stories! I do remember Teryl kissing her hand and pointing to the heavens and Dan kissing his hand and pointing down! Did I imagine that or what?

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How come there's no gas stations on highway 99(?)

 

Dan's memories of Don really was lovely everyone telling there stories! I do remember Teryl kissing her hand and pointing to the heavens and Dan kissing his hand and pointing down! Did I imagine that or what?

 

I don't think he kissed his hand. If I recall it was an entirely different gesture!

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