Serkette Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Oh the Serkis Oh the Serkis, many an hour we have spent wondering whether you were Heaven or Hell sent, but came to the conclusion that as long as you're at C4 there will always be a Serketter somewhere to be your Serkiswhore It matters not that who you played to make our hearts sing whether it was as Gollum, Phil, Sydney, Mel or Private Quinn We are all united as Serkisfreaks from close to home or far so make sure you remember you are always our Serkisstar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosiePosieDanderfluff Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Oh the Serkis Oh the Serkis, many an hour we have spent wondering whether you were Heaven or Hell sent, but came to the conclusion that as long as you're at C4 there will always be a Serketter somewhere to be your Serkiswhore It matters not that who you played to make our hearts sing whether it was as Gollum, Phil, Sydney, Mel or Private Quinn We are all united as Serkisfreaks from close to home or far so make sure you remember you are always our Serkisstar! Can these be written in the iambic pentameter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serkette Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 ala Shakespeare? suuuuuuuure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeltz-lass Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ala Shakespeare? suuuuuuuure Oh no, please don't... Now come on, just stop it, you two - this is getting far too silly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 12, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2003 Serkis, Serkis, you're loved and adored By all of these women on this C4 board And the men of this world are just jealous of you Cuz we want some attention, WE REALLY DO! So just do us a favour and just go away As we deserve loving too, not YOU every day! But we fear that THE SERKIS is here forever And our wishes .. wont come true .. never ever ever THE SERKIS ... loved by some .. hated by others ... obsessed over by everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 fantastic david! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 12, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2003 Oh SERKIS, if there was just one thing you could do, Then I will have to ask this one thing of you, To give Houdinia love, and really dirty sex, With whips, and some chains .. maybe even spandex? As long as it's SERKISLOVE she'll be so happy, She's gagging for it, so make it snappy! Get into her bed, and make love to her NOW! She wants to make SERKISPORN, anyway, anyhow .. So THE SERKIS I beg of you, do it for me, Make her HOUDINIASERKIS, make her scream with glee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serkette Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 OMG LOL! and what about me? its always Houdinia Houdinia Houdinia isn't it?? *pokes Houdinia* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houdinia Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Oh SERKIS, if there was just one thing you could do,Then I will have to ask this one thing of you, To give Houdinia love, and really dirty sex, With whips, and some chains .. maybe even spandex? As long as it's SERKISLOVE she'll be so happy, She's gagging for it, so make it snappy! Get into her bed, and make love to her NOW! She wants to make SERKISPORN, anyway, anyhow .. So THE SERKIS I beg of you, do it for me, Make her HOUDINIASERKIS, make her scream with glee you rock david. send that to THE SERKIS i'm sure it will do the trick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 13, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2003 Lol maybe i WONT send it, then i can keep ya alllll for myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serkette Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 *pouts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 13, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2003 From THESERKIS to SERKETTE: SERKETTE, SERKETTE, You're so fine, I wish every day that you were mine, That you were my precioussss, you'd make me smile, I could hold you in my arms, maybe just for a while, We'll make SERKISPORN together, and be VERY naughty, Lock ourselves in the bedroom, it's just you and me, Making sweet love, with no STDs or rabies, Just THESERKIS and his SERKETTE making SERKISBABIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serkette Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 yY! finally recognition!! lol thanks!! woooohooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 14, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 14, 2003 that's ok, I don't like to leave people out, there's enough to go round lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serkette Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 *blushes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators DavidB Posted June 14, 2003 Moderators Share Posted June 14, 2003 Nice to know ya liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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