Beccaasp! Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Since we are all getting in the mood for Hallowhedon as its only a day away i thought we could share our favourite quotes. I think it will be interesting to see which ones people choose. Out of the very many, these are the two I'll start with: Buffy:"What are you doing here? Five words or less" Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... B*tch." Buffy: "It could be a girl, trying to get to us" Giles: "It could be a stapler!" I couldn't resist adding this one: Spike: "Angel's dull as a table lamp." Happy Quoting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sway84 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I don't have a favorite quote. My first big laugh was: "That's a big rock. I have to tell my friends about this. They don't have rocks that big." Besides that, the "Touched" pep-talk has got to be in the Top10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niffer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Buffy: Giles, help! He's gonna scold me. Spike: Come on! It's telly time! Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well! And if you make me miss it I'll-- Giles: You'll do what? Lick me to death? Really just anything from Something Blue or what Spikes says =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_hod Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Some of my fave quotes have got to be from firefly/serenity Jayne : I'll be in my bunk.... Zoe : How many rounds we got left? Jayne : 2 mags and my swinging cod! Mal : You wanna run this ship? Jayne : Yes Mal : Well...... you can't! Mal : Someone tries to kill you, you go ahead and kill 'em right back! Mal : Wheel keeps on spinning Badger Badger : That only matters to people on the rim Kaylee : Been goin on a year now I aint had nothin twix my nethers that don't run on batteries! Mal : WOAH! I can't know that! Jayne : I could stand to hear a lil more Book : If you touch that girl you will go to a special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre Mal : Preacher you got a smutty mind! *Book walks away, around a corner before sticking his head back round it at Mal* Book : A special hell! I'll stop now haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennMel Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Definitely some of my favourite are from Firefly: Simon: Well, what can I say, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood. But also Spike and Giles as a combination had some pure gold: Giles: We'll get our memory back, and it will all be right as rain. Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy Boy accent. You Englishmen are always so.... Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shaggin, knickers, bollocks.... oh god...I'm English. Giles: Welcome to the Nancy Boy Tribe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLOW99 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I love the special hell quote :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neoshoegal Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I love the special hell quote :) Especially later in that episode when Book says to Mal (after Mal kissed Saffron) "Isn't that special?" Love it! My favourites (been posting them on my Facebook profile for over a week now) Xander: "As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey" Angel: "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?" Buffy: "I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out" Glory: "I just want you to know -- this whole "beat you to death" thing I'm doing is valuable time out of my life that I'm never going to get back" Willow: "It's like all of a sudden I'm not cool enough for you because I can't kill things with my bare hands" Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." Spike: "You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." Anya: "I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookies41 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Buffy:"What are you doing here? Five words or less" Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... B*tch." That is one of my favourite quotes it's so funny lol. Some others: "Are you insane. We're supposed to kill the B**** not leave gag gifts in her friends beds" "Roller Boy" The entire opening speech of Spike from season 1 episode of Angel (can't remember the name of the episode ) Anything Spike says in Lover's Walk "Do you like my mask isn't it pretty it raises the dead. Americans!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Lover Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Hmm, too many to choice from. I'll think of some I love from the top of my head, however. xD Willow: I don't know if I can sleep with out her. Anya: You can sleep with me! Well, now...That came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head. Xander: Don't be a dope. Anya: I'm a dope? Xander: Sometimes Anya: Well, that's a start One of the cutest Xanya scenes ever, there. :) Cordelia: Oh, Angel's a vampire. But the cuddly kind? Like a care bear with fangs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elspeth Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Book : If you touch that girl you will go to a special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre Mal : Preacher you got a smutty mind! *Book walks away, around a corner before sticking his head back round it at Mal* Book : A special hell! I'll stop now haha That's my favourite filefly quote!! Love it Than later on when Book says "sounds special" CLASS!! I also like Jayne: "I call it Vera" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriangill Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Way too many to choose from. Buffy Oz: I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay. I just have to lock myself up around full moon. Only he used more words than that....and a globe... Angel Spike: You're a... Angel: Spike! Spike: You're a bloody puppet! Firefly Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting. Dollhouse Boyd: Why not default them with ninja skills or whatever? Topher: We tried that once. Boyd: And? Topher: Blood. Screaming. Dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlokylie Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Firefly River: Noah's Ark is problematic. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal Buffy Giles: *On the swings* Come on Spike, put your back into it. Watchers scoff at gravity. Dr Horrible Moist: At my most bad-ass I make people really wanna take a shower. Horrible: What a crazy random happenstance. Horrible: That's not a good sound..... Hammer: Have I seen you at the gym or something? Horrible: Umm.... Hammer: Oh wait, I don't go to the gym, I'm just naturally like this. Horrible: Captain Hammer threw a car... at my head. Horrible: I'm Dr. Horrible. I have a PhD in Horrible-ness. Joss writes the most fantastic stuff Whoops, Sorry..... Charlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimmykins Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Firefly Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting. Lol, love that quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight_fanatic92 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) Spike (Tabula Rasa)- dad can drive, he's bound to have some form of midlife crisis transport, red and shiny, shaped like a p***s (won't let me write the whole word...) Edited October 30, 2009 by Twilight_fanatic92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonniesrg Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 River-re:Jayne "He looks good in red" That he may dear, but there's no stabbing Jayne missy. Vamp Willow-"Bored now" Willow-re Xander dating Cordelia "1800 I'm dating a skanky ho" Don't know the exact quote, but Cordelia's observation about Giles always being knocked unconcious was hilarious. Buffy-"You slept with Giles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natfrog5 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Aww I'm useless at remembering quotes but I love Spike's speech about loving the world with "happy meals on legs and Manchester United". xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fById Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 There are so many... I'm going to try to keep it to one for each show! Buffy: Xander: 'We're gonna need a bigger boat...' from Graduation Day. Firefly: 'She's a witch!'. Mal: 'Yeah, but she's our witch, now cut her the hell down' from Safe. That's just such a great moment in the context of the whole story. Angel: Lorne: 'Nurse! Medic! Is there a Gepetto in the house?!' from Smile Time. Dollhouse: Boyd: 'They're not Bison, Topher'. Topher: 'They're a little bit bison!'. There are literally hundreds more that I could put here, and every quote anybody has put so far, they're all fantastic aswell! These are just the ones that stick with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Release Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I Love the one between Angel and Lindsey on Dead End! "What are you doin' here!" "Gee i don't know, saving your life?" "I don't need you to save my life!!" and so on... Youtube just love it!!! cracks me up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampiric_kitten Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 "You know you got a willing slave, and you just love to play the thought that you might misbehave" That does bad bad things to me everytime he sings it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyden Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I always laugh at: Amy: Hey, Buffy. Buffy: Hi..... How have you been? Amy: Rat. You? Buffy: Dead. Amy: Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madeleine Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Buffy-"You slept with Giles" I love how she was outraged when she said that... but MORE outraged when she said "twice!" The best line from any show is surely "If wishes were horses we'd all eat steak" - but most of Jayne's lines are fab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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