Gordon Brown

[Alx]

>

>A young man named Gordon bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.00.

>

>The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, but when the

>farmer drove up he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the

>donkey is on my truck, but unfortunately he's dead.

>

>Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

>

>The farmer said, "I can't do that, because I've spent it already.

>Gordon said, "OK then, well just unload the donkey anyway.

>

>

>The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?" Gordon answered,

>"I'm going to raffle him off."

>

>To which the farmer exclaimed, "Surely you can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

>

>But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, "Of course I can,

>you watch me. I just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead."

>

>A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened

>with that dead donkey?"

>

>

>Gordon said, "I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a

>piece, and made a huge, fat profit!!"

>

>Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had

>stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?"

>

>To which Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey

>being dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I

>gave him his £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as

>you know is double the going rate for a donkey, so he thought I was

>great guy!!

>

>Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer,

>and no matter how many times he lied, or how much money he stole from

>the British voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen

>money, most of them, unfortunately, still thought he was a great guy.

>

>The moral of this story is that, if you think Gordon is about to play

>fair and do something for the everyday people of the country for once

>in his miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be

>better off flogging a dead donkey

[vamps!]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

So true