Jezebel

im guessing hes called husband Amongs other things, such as W***er!!!! LMAO!!! Only joking. He's alright really, I suppose

Well it wasn't like a party. At least none of the parties I've ever been to. Still...... there was beer, but even that ran out! Oooh!! Gay bar!! I love gay bars!!!

Because I'm sneaking LOL, dunno am I???? You spying on me???? LOL No - I just looked to see who was about and you wasn't , then suddenly there you were, so I looked to see if you'd appeared on the who's on thing and you still wasn't there but there was one anonymous so by my amazing powers of deduction I concluded that you were going undercover for some reason. Probably so you can jump out at people unawares and scare the bejesus out of em. LOL theres no fooling you is there LOL. Me scare people???????? nah not me, I'm far too nice to scare people LOL. You're still doing it though.

And they make me itch. And I hate it when they get all comfy and purring sitting on your knee then they start porking with their claws on your legs. Fookin hurts that does.

Because I'm sneaking LOL, dunno am I???? You spying on me???? LOL No - I just looked to see who was about and you wasn't , then suddenly there you were, so I looked to see if you'd appeared on the who's on thing and you still wasn't there but there was one anonymous so by my amazing powers of deduction I concluded that you were going undercover for some reason. Probably so you can jump out at people unawares and scare the bejesus out of em.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Vamps, why are you anonymous?

R O F L M F A O It's all creeping out of the woodwork now Vamps!!!!! I remember that but I don't remember anybody being nearby with a camera!!!! OMG I just had a thought!!!! Where were all the camera's when we were wee-ing in the bushes??????

I hate living with a bloke who has football on the telly 24/7 yet on the rare hour that I get to watch something I like i.e. MOST HAUNTED he spends the whole of it shouting "They've rigged that up!!" and "Orbs?? You don't really believe this s*** do you?" and then he shouts "Charlatan!" every time Derek Acorah appears. It really makes me want to smack him one

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO ME DARLIN!!!!! 'spose it'll be lots of rum and yo-ho-ho tonight. And blowing - mustn't forget that!!! Have a good one babe!! Hugs & snogs Chanders xxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good 'un yeah babee yeah!!!! Luv ya tons and hundreds and thousands Jez xx

My mother used to shout at me 'You Jezebel!' when I was leaving the house wearing make-up and short skirts when I was about 14 and one day she called me it in front of my best friend. As soon as we got out of the house we both howled with laughing and my mate has called me You Jezebel ever since, usually when I've been up to no good. Jezebel was some tarty woman in the bible just in case you didn't know.

I swears upon the precious bar, to take good care of this place. I am so sorry about tonight, i don't think I need to say more...............oh except that this is vamps posting under Jez's name LOL. THEO please text me if your online tomorrow babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are we dancing to anyway? Can we have some punk and pogo?

You dancing all alone there Sarah? I'll dance with ya! *boogies with Sarah*

Minty - Useless Man

hehe, don't panic! there's no stealing of ideas here! i just need a sharpie to play with generally.. I'm probably being a bit thick here, but what the hell is a sharpie?????

Vamps here, round at Jezebels house tonight. Can I just say that Elijah is doing my head in. I want Bono, I'll show you lot a real man, when I cab be bothered, I will look up a nice piccie of him and ya can all see how wonderfully sexy the man is!!!!!!!! Love to y'all Vamps xXx

And by the way, I'm never drunk, I'll have you know LOL Love Vamps (Again) xXx

Good to see your happy Vamps abit like when your pi**ed i here. Watchya, Vamps here, but round Jezebels house and I daren't log her off in case she slaps me LOL Yeah I'm well chuffed, I just hope that this album is as good as the last one and not the same drivel that was called Zooropa. Their best albums are Achtung Baby and All that you Can't Leave Behind - or something like that. Roll on them touring dates!!!! If you don't like U2, I recommend going anyways, their shows are amazing to watch!!!! Love Vamps xXx

It did used to be illegal until a few years ago. I've had some of that absinthe from Tesco though and I'm sure it's not the real stuff. I 'did' absinthe in Prague with the spoon of burning sugar thing and it blew me head off!!!

Yeah, that's right...like my leaving party this weekend LOL!!!!!! What night is that on Friday or Saturday? Erm...Friday aint it?? Cos you are off out with Jez, Kayla and JV on Saturday arent ya?? s*** better stop drinking the bottles of bud then LOL Yay party all night on friday!!!!!!!!!! and no bloody work in the morning yay!!!!!!!! I'm coming!!!! Thinking about it, that was a bit of a silly thing to say really

So you're off back to uni then? Well go on then, b*gger off - see if I care. You're nowt but a damn nuisance anyway, making me laugh and entertaining me. I shan't miss you y'know!! You've got my number but don't bother texting or anything because.... I'M NOT INTERESTED.....SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO Jez xx

Well that's my first ever meet over and done with and may I just say..... YOU GUYS RULE!!!! Had a fantastic time...... highlights include DavidB's freaky eye trick and sorry Suzie, but when Mercedes lost her head I couldn't stop laughing!! Cheers for a brilliant time everybody!!!! Jez xx PS Vamps & Theo - it goes without saying!!!

They're lovely and sweet but even so, they're not as nice as sharks!