Jezebel

The last time I went to Reading the Chili's were playing then too. I quite like We Are Scientists - I was going on about them ages ago when nobody had ever heard of them so nice to see them on the line-up. Don't think it will break my heart to miss this one with what they've got so far, but what usually happens is they announce a band I absolutely love well after all the tickets have sold out. Fortunately I've seen most bands I like except..... MARILYN MANSON!!! Go on Reading Festy Organisers..... I dare you!

Vampy I can see you on here... get yer rrrse onto msn or summat!! GHERKIN!!!!!!!!!! Whats taking you so fecking long huh??????? Get a bloody move on will ya, how long does it take to download MSN?????? Loving ya innit xXx He's too busy picking the zits off his bum mate x

OMG It's been so long since I've been here I hardly remembered my forum name and login and erm.... can't remember how to post properly either... BUT........... Snoggy love received and returned in bucketfuls.... and so this is where ya hang out is it?! Must visit more often then. And get off yer bum and get MSN FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slurpy Snogs Jez x

Congratulations Jules!!!!! I'm a bit late so you'll be Mrs Jay by now and got all the scary vows stuff over and done with. Very best wishes for you and Jay and I hope you'll both be blissfully happy together. Lotsa love Jez x

Thank you everybody!!! I have been singing Rammstein songs whilst wearing by new Darth Vader voice-changer thingy and drinking champagne and now tequila and did I see Moaning Myrtle on the 'next week on Doctor Who' thingy? Love ya! Jez xx *It's been that long since I've been on here and it's all changed and I don't know what to click to post this - eeeeek! Awwww sweetie!!! Love you loads too me darlin and can't wait to see you again in erm.... July? Is it? Right... going to go roll now xxx

OMG!! This has dragged me out of Forum hibernation!!! *rattles pennies in Darth Vader moneybox - sounds empty - eek* Hmmm.... what can I sell? LMAO!! Does anybody want to buy a Vamps?

This would be a good dare for Vamps's challenge thing lol

Well it's about fecking time someone realised why it wa the DOUGHNUT shop.. did they really think it was about the edible ones! *looks blank* No sorry. I only do donuts. Not the other sort, oooh no. Don't do them. well no. umm i was pissed.. i still am.. you know, doughnuts over bits of male anatomy. Oh god, fecked that up didn't I./ I blame becks! Well that's what I was thinking with the Hoopla. We'd need some volunteers though....

Well it's about fecking time someone realised why it wa the DOUGHNUT shop.. did they really think it was about the edible ones! *looks blank* No sorry. I only do donuts. Not the other sort, oooh no. Don't do them.

*takes doughnut* Thank you. We could play Hoopla with this

You were probably ***** ***** **** jam dougnut!

Have you got one of those with a ring in the middle?

So this was where the action was at??

How cool is Luna Lovegood?! I'd rather see Harry with Luna than Ginny. I just haven't taken to Ginny for some reason.

I wonder if Dumbledore's made a will and leaves useful things to Harry. I'm intrigued by the idea of Harry being a Horcrux. What if he finds all the other Horcruxes, kills Snape and makes a Horcrux of himself then goes after Voldemort and they kill each other, then Ron and Hermione set about restoring Harry from his Horcrux he made when he killed Snape? Does that make sense? I read somewhere that JKR said the last word in book 7 was 'scar.' Maybe something like...'he looked in the mirror and there was no longer a scar.' Hmmmm. I just don't know how I'll survive till book 7 comes out.

Eureka!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this is completely off topic but do i care??? Do you know what I'd do if I ever won millions on the lottery? I would pay for a huge forum party. It would be at them Elstree Studios and I'd have you all ferried there in stretch limos and you'd all be wearing tux and posh frocks and I'd have proper film stars there and it would have a theme of Night Out At The Oscars and then you could all hob nob with your obsession. It would be so tacky it would be cool. This is the stupid post Theo - OK?

Thought I could hear some cats being tortured nearby! You've never heard me and Vamps then? LOL Vamps never lets me hear her sing...although I've heard her singing to Verucca Salt when she was in the kitchen before! DAMN! I want a copy of that CD she's lost it the CD that is then again......

Thought I could hear some cats being tortured nearby! You've never heard me and Vamps then?

I used to get told that the Sandman comes round everynight and throws sand in your eyes which is why there's all that crusty stuff in them when you wake up on a morning, so if I wasn't asleep when he came I'd get sand thrown in my eyes and it would hurt like b***ery

Office Manager at a Magistrates' Court. I've got two departments that I'm responsible for - one does all the criminal work and the other does family proceedings and (very important this one) keeps the pubs open. I've got a manager in each of those offices and lots of staff. It's really interesting actually - lots of different stuff to do so it rarely gets boring and my office is really nice and has all my toys in it such as my Eddie Stobart lorries (saddo) and my Viggo cardboard cutout and my Clanger and my farting pig and my CD player. I'd rather be a pig-keeper though

Ah the lurrrve room's free. *escorts Johnny inside* Hey Jules, can I borrow Viggo later - pretty please

Hello you guys!!!!! *waves VIP ticket around* *goes hunting for Mr Depp*

Am I too late for my VIP ticket????????? Sod it - I'll gatecrash anyway

I hate it when that happens and it comes out of your nose and your mouth all at the same time while you're trying to swallow it. I shouldn't have said that. I'll get myself a reputation. I WAS talking about drink though, as in Lemonade or something