Mad Looney Bloke

Lionelja Woodenrott is well fik

I rulls der countreee *oops nearly noughty werd* I dus so go der bed wivvout ne suppperrr. Gurdun Brown is beeen tekkin back cos hes under trade discrpptions cos he nver aint Brown at all

Wheraya meen *farrrpppp* its geddin relly noying? I is only tulkin like yous lot *cough*

Im der Priminnyster

In Febriltumbereray

Uppy burpday

I rites us well us all o yers on ere i dus.

urm evvvin trubble signin on the dulll cus im wurkin.

I wubbs you *cough* i dus *hug* relly *faaarrrrpppp*

Dat round the corner chocolate is made. It isn't, I tried it.

My diary shud shed shad shid shod shyd be made into fillerillerillerim cus i wudd be well pervy und madd un stuff staff stifff stofff

Urgh mer gud chermunsters yer gudda brung lIj woodenrot ta dat shuw cous i luvs im eve thouh i aint seeing nun uf is fims dat hees bean in an all butt i luvs him soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*cough*oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*farrrrppppp*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*changes pants*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mujch i dus. So jus gd im awright?

J.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.Hartley that wrote dat Lord of the Fly Fishin book. Oh goun shumusters brung im back from the dead cus I luves him i does he is der bestest ever.

Eye fink det dey shud all be *cough* buried in big ole in *pee pee* gund dem Lardy Ringole pee pul they shud.*carrots*

Youse spam inspektor *plop* youse nose morun *roar* any1 yous dus *cough*

Uh muh gud i luvs Astin cus dey name car after im an hes so fit an that an no hes so fat he the fat hobbledtit frum Lurd of der Ringole he is an i fink he grate an uh muh gud i so wunna meat im i dus shamumasterers an that an *cough* an yous nose dat *sneeze* yous does.

I fink hes godda dineysore up is spam

I juz open all me *fart* prezenst an they rubbish *cough* so i not aveneum i tell mumm and dat bloke *turtles head* she makes me call dad to take em back cos dems rubbish crap *puke*

Uh muh gud yuh ged Lige Woodrot fer C7 an dat an all an dat en all, e's so fik i mean fitt an that *burp* i luvs im i dus shumunsters i luvs him an is boggle eyes i dus uh u godda geeddim shoemakers yus just goddua im is biggest fan i seen all is films and theys crap but im is biggst fan biggst on fourem i am but aint fat lik Astin an all an that just big in fanny area of been fan of Lige Woodworm i am so yous godda geddim just fer me yous does i tell yous hes minne LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG*cough*GGGGGGGGGG*fart*GGGGGEEEEEE*puke*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Uh muh gud yous goddas brung Lij Woodrot to Collectermannnia 598 yous just gudda shumusters cus i luvs him so much deffo *puke* i fros up evrey time i finks of im *cough* dunni? Eye luvs Lurd of rines i dus evn tho i aint seeen it like 587249857837043 times alredddy i as an i luvs dat big treee an dat an like yeah so brung dat big tree an big bird who wuz in last bit when i wokes up an that cos i fell sleeep cus wuz vry boring film an that an *zzzzzzzzzzz* an i lef an came back cus i bunked in an wuz still on an dat an all an I luvs im so much hoemusters so yous godda gedddim u dus

Uh muh gud yous goddas brung Lij Woodrot to Collectermannnia 598 yous just gudda shumusters cus i luvs him so much deffo *puke* i fros up evrey time i finks of im *cough* dunni? Eye luvs Lurd of rines i dus evn tho i aint seeen it like 587249857837043 times alredddy i as an i luvs dat big treee an dat an like yeah so brung dat big tree an big bird who wuz in last bit when i wokes up an that cos i fell sleeep cus wuz vry boring film an that an *zzzzzzzzzzz* an i lef an came back cus i bunked in an wuz still on an dat an all an I luvs im so much hoemusters so yous godda gedddim u dus

U liks a retardededededed gorrum? U *cuckoo* needes to sea docter bloke bout that *kangeroo* mite hurt whun yus next gus 2 bog dat huts du ring dat dus

Uh *pssssssssss* I luv crizzmus I dus bring farter crizzmus to *hugs* Comicamaniacia 54 pls shumusters im an his raindears cos i luv dem so much an dem lit elves like Coln Farrul wuz in dat film abut an elve cant fink whats culled now but wuz funne cuz i pd meself *coff*oh my gud shumusters yus godda *frappppppppppppppppp* brung im two hez well funne hes and dem balls brung dem two de ones of dat big thing wiv leves onut i luvs crizzmus i dus i luvs given bird good stuffin over de table an stuv an that an stuv and pudding *ding ding*cos it set on fire it duz.

Nah I talks just lik evrey1 else on here i dus.

Yus speaks fur nowun cus yous annoyun idyit mebbes its yous dat kneeds tu fookcough.