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Well from what I've seen so far, you should fit right in. I ain't had a problem with anyone, you just imagine their must be a few dodgy people on a forum this big..

Hey Stan, if you need to go to the back room it can be arranged. I hear from another topic that Yubari is looking for some action. I though am far too busy with Theo. *Drags Theo by the hair into love nest*

It's run by the same wonderfull people, (licks ass) If Bill Paxton went i think i might wet myself, lol. We can only see what happens. Nice to meet you Twister, most of the guys are nice on here, And the bad ones are spam cats, lol.

*emerges from secret room, mascara and lipstick all over face, hair a mess* wow, that was good, think i might come here more often *dives into swimming pool*

(sounds of laughing and screaming coming from the secret room) 'wow Theo, you really are Mr Big' *gets bull whip out*

*slips little black dress off* Like what you see Theo?????? *walks thru to secret room*

MMMMM, I like a fast guy, do you have a little quite back room, we could escape for some fun for a while???

Really??? I love the books. The films are sooo bad it is untrue. There was me thinking you was a classy guy Theo..

Hey sorry girl, no offence meant, you can never be too sure, lol. The G&T is very nice my dear, could use another when your ready.

Hi Vamps. Sorry missed you in the corner. I'm cool... R u a guy then or a girl???

'Hey, whats a sexy guy like you doing in a place like this' *sips gin and tonic*

(Sexy lady walks into the bar) 'Hey handsome, you gonna get me a drink or what' *Sits on stool waiting*

134 bottles of beer on the wall 134 bottles of beer take 1 away, for another day. 133 bottles of beer on the wall

I found this one too, though it was a while ago. Like your av though

Why thankyou all, though your right Jog, it is a bit long sorry, didn't think of that at the time. I tried loads of names, and they kept being rejected, so this was a **** take. Even though I made a spelling mistake, lol.