natedammit

I hope you all enjoyed my little Communism allegory there.

Yeah, yeah, totes, we all win. So nobody post after this and we all win.

Doubt it.

Tickets booked.

Scotland.

Marti Pellow

Doughnuts. First born child or second born child?

To be fair if I was getting paid as much as she presumably was even I'd work hard. Ok, that's not so much 'to be fair' as 'to be a cynical git'.

I can't be the first to point this out, but there's a giant Ghostface at the top, so yeah, obviously the killer is on the poster.

That's good. I should have done a send in and got him to sign my Spiceworld: The Movie video. Surely his finest work.

Was he busy? I hope he was.

Nice view. Of the picture and the autograph, I mean.

He's an actor.

Also, with photoshoot tickets and Diamond Passes you can't just get a refund because you decide not to go for some reason; only if the guest cancels.

That's quite the juxtaposition.

Dead wolf time if you're not careful. Wait... can I threaten murder on here? I forget.

I can now exclusively reveal that the collection point will be Durham Cathedral.

Yes, for once, Ron is actually right.

Take that.

Hopefully Brian won't be the first in a Succession of cancellations, otherwise SM will need a good Manhunter to find replacements.

Don't be silly, of course it isn't. It's libel.

Wow, you have been stewing on this for a looooooong time.

Yeah, but half of them were you.

May I recommend you use the very reliable service 'Nate's Totally Not Dodgy Autos of the Stars'. I, I mean they, are super convenient and cheap, and each autograph comes with a special guarantee of authenticity* so you definitely don't need to check with Beckett or anything. *Non-legally binding

Or one of the fit birds from Hollyoaks.