natedammit

I don't smile when I'm happy (and I'm a constant bundle of joy). The only time you'll see me attempt a smile is the one I've practised for photos so people don't think I'm miserable (and I've been told by more than one guest to 'cheer up'). I'm thinking you got the real Darvill, beaming on the inside.

Maybe it was you. I had a photo with someone who was beaming in all the other photos I saw but in mine looked quite perturbed by my presence. Actually, I've had quite a lot like that.

I met him once. Surprisingly limp handshake.

Yeah, but that's because he's a money whore and photos are the quickest way to rack up the cash.

Which ones?

I've not even been going to cons for that long (compared to many on here), but the fact that prices have risen so much that £25 is considered 'low-priced' is kind of vomitsome.

Just to jump in on the 'don't mention other cons' thing, it's kinda ok to mention something like San Diego, because it's such a big cultural event. You shouldn't mention other UK events that could be considered competition for SM though. I definitely wouldn't mention this show for example. That'd be a real no-no. All of the Monopoly cons either. Not the Liverpool one. Not the Manchester one. Not the Scotland one. Nor all of their 'For The Love of...' ones. Don't mention any of them. Don't even think about mentioning Wales Comic Con. Starfury Events (e.g. Crossroads, Survival, both of their Ultimates ones) are a bit different, but it's still best not to mention any of those either. Hope this helps.

Also, Channel 5 have a documentary about Burger King on at 7, so maybe it will be the king himself?

I pooped it back out.

Your Mum has good taste. Just look at him! Rawrrr. Phwoar

For reals though I'm super jealous you got Hugh, he's so good in everything, not to mention gorgeous.

"HUGH! HUGH! PLEASE SIGN MY FANCY PIECE OF ARTWORK I'VE BOUGHT!!! HUGH! HUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!" "The rest of you can just scribble on this notepad I suppose, whoever you are."

Oh yeah, I forgot about him...

Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

Surely we can all agree that William Petersen was the best Will Graham, right?

I only made it through two and a half episodes.

My favourite Clarice is Rebecca Breeds, even if she was in the wrong Australian soap.

Somebody asked a similar question before, this was Roy's answer then: "A paint pen maybe? Posca are generally quite good, but I'd suggest testing it as well if you can." The surface would probably make a difference. Is your helmet smooth, or is it rough, like it's been worn down by years of abuse? As Roy said, a paint pen is probs your best bet, and you should test it somewhere that it won't be seen. You could try a pen on the underside of your helmet, leave it a while to dry, then give your helmet a good rub to see if it comes off.

Three actors? How do they all fit?

At least he displays his wide range of acting abilities, with completely different characters in each film. Wisecracking spy, wisecracking computer game character, wisecracking bodyguard, wisecracking Pokemon, wisecracking man in glasses. The man's a chameleon.

Insane Clown Pope-y.

It's really very simple. Well, simple-ish. Ok, some aspects can be a little confusing. Just try your best.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell... Yes. Please?

Is it a costume shoot?