natedammit

You talkin' to me?

lemonade drinker. Queen

Eww, Tamsin Greig? Yeah, turns out I'm busy every single day of the run, sorry.

I must have missed my invitation.

It's October. Still no heating. "You're the only one that's complained" they say. Don't they know who I am?

He looks like he's just bent over and pooped himself.

out with a

"But Sherlock, why have you painted the front door yellow?" "A lemon entry my dear Watson."

Indubitably.

So who are y'all most excited to see at this whole Sherlocked thing then?

Ah yes, that was last Christmas.

Hey I just wrote the purely innocent truth*. If anybody inferred something vulgar from that, then maybe they need to pull their mind out of the gutter. *Front row of her concert, she came down to grace the commoners with her angelic touch and our fingers briefly interlocked.

EDIT: Language, my dear bear.

Is that all? I really need to get my holiday planning sorted.

That's nice. My favourite singer of all time is Avril Lavigne. I don't have her autograph but I did touch her once.

which he loved

before pooping it

army of adoring

feud with Benedict

tea parties suck

Passengers - I liked it up until the Romcom style ending which just made the whole thing a bit hmmmm.

aka garibaldis. Henceforth

Who said romance is dead?

getting paid loads

thing I liked