Posted 03 June 2004 - 08:58 PM
steff, on Jun 3 2004, 08:56 PM, said:
wow! i have no idea what that is but i want one!
lol
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Random quotes, from random people....
"I've had Pavarotti, I think... It's pasta isn't it?"
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Random quotes from my random sister...
"Miranda Otto... I thought that was one of The Three Tenors..?"
"Yeah, Amy's wanting to borrow: 'Tenors on aria'."
"I love prison films. Make you want to go to prison don't they?"
Talking about a photograph of a kitten squashed into a pint glass: "That's a bit tight init? How did it get in there?"
"I dreamt that Michael Parkinson was a zombie last night."
"F***! Spielberg's just seen me naked!"
In an Italian restaurant, Kate picks up the menu and says: "I can't read this, it's all in French."
"...S'ept for I put Nicoletta in the dustbin and she turned into roast chicken... Frying, cooking in the wheely bin... all juicey."
"Yeah, like U2... Bo-Bo, whatever he's called."
"Can you see us at the next antiques roadshow?... 'Oh yes £1000 and a £1000 more- for being so beautiful.'"
"STUFF THE RIGHT SHIFT! I JUST DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO SHKURKA!"
(The next two are extracts from Kate's diary)
"I forgot to tell you that yesterday we watched "The Living Daylights... It was so boring, I started humming to myself and I didn't even notice."
"It's five minutes to seven AM and I can't sleep. I feel gutted because it's so early. I can't stop thinking about jigsaws."
"Come and put your hands on my head, like that guy... Roy Chubby Brown... no... what's he called? Edward Scissor hands... no... Derren Brown!"
"...the only reason why I'd look at him twice is because he's so f***ing ugly... and there's one for your signature."
"This dog well looks like William H. Macy"
"And when we go to LFCC all your forum mates will say: 'Oh look, it's that girl that's right la la and funny!' and I'm just gonna say F*** OFF!"