sarah-4-eva Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 well, turned out they never had sex.. and dont even know what it IS! oh.. my god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 "VIRGIN COUPLE: WHY CAN'T WE CONCEIVE? May 18 2004 From Allan Hall In Berlin FERTILITY doctors were baffled when a perfectly-healthy couple claimed they couldn't have children - until they confessed they had never made love. The husband, 36, and his 32-year-old wife thought that all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and let nature take its course. When nothing happened, they saved up £7,000 and went to an IVF clinic where they were given a quick lesson about the facts of life. A spokesman for the clinic said: "We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created. It was only after they were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex. "The husband said, 'We're not exactly sure what you mean'." The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for. The spokesman for the clinic at the German University of Luebeck added: "They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child." He said the couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a "turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head." He went on: "Although this does have its humorous side, the pair were woefully ignorant about sexuality. "But at least they have a marvellous awakening to look forward to at a time when most people have long shed their innocence." The university plans to carry out a survey to discover how many more childless couples think the same way and are in desperate need of basic sex education. THE most important thing to do before starting a family is to find the right partner, according to a new survey. The next priority to take a job for enjoyment and not just the money. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 poo heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeltz-lass Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I think that story's really sad... Hard to believe we're in the 21st C sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 it is isnt it, in both ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samwise16 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 it's wel funny. Amazing how religion can control that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow28 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 awwwwwwwww bless!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betrayed-deagol Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Im jus glad they have the opportunity to live life at its fullest now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 u cant live life to the full without it? well, not the MAXIMUM, but.. so im lame *sniffle* haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betrayed-deagol Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 of course you can babes, u have a full life now, but they wanted a baby to make them complete n now they know how to get one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 of course you can babes, u have a full life now, but they wanted a baby to make them complete n now they know how to get one! They have to use a turkey baster, matress and stand on her head! Sorry *sniggers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 "They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child." It's a bloody good job it doesn't happen like that otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 "They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child." It's a bloody good job it doesn't happen like that otherwise and whyyyy would that be kell? hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Cuz I've shared a bed with people before, and if it happened like that then I'd be pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 omg, in that case, ive made SO many people pregnant.. marie was the last one.. *blink* wait, what about simon, i was laid next to him on the bed.. SIMON, WHAT DID I TELL YOU.. i thought i looked a bit plumpy in the belly area.. oh no, simone.. wait, i ..wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 The first forum pregnancy, well done Sarah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 teenage too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Gets better and better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah-4-eva Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 oh dear.. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 What I don't remember this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~*~marie~*~ Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 omg, in that case, ive made SO many people pregnant.. marie was the last one.. *blink* that mean im pregnant then? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betrayed-deagol Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 OI! mummy says always use protection!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporty_Si Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Does that mean u have to fully wrap urself in cling film? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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