Songs......
#1
Posted 16 April 2004 - 11:10 AM
Cheers me' dears.
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"Miranda Otto... I thought that was one of The Three Tenors..?"
"Yeah, Amy's wanting to borrow: 'Tenors on aria'."
"I love prison films. Make you want to go to prison don't they?"
Talking about a photograph of a kitten squashed into a pint glass: "That's a bit tight init? How did it get in there?"
"I dreamt that Michael Parkinson was a zombie last night."
"F***! Spielberg's just seen me naked!"
In an Italian restaurant, Kate picks up the menu and says: "I can't read this, it's all in French."
"...S'ept for I put Nicoletta in the dustbin and she turned into roast chicken... Frying, cooking in the wheely bin... all juicey."
"Yeah, like U2... Bo-Bo, whatever he's called."
"Can you see us at the next antiques roadshow?... 'Oh yes £1000 and a £1000 more- for being so beautiful.'"
"STUFF THE RIGHT SHIFT! I JUST DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO SHKURKA!"
(The next two are extracts from Kate's diary)
"I forgot to tell you that yesterday we watched "The Living Daylights... It was so boring, I started humming to myself and I didn't even notice."
"It's five minutes to seven AM and I can't sleep. I feel gutted because it's so early. I can't stop thinking about jigsaws."
"Come and put your hands on my head, like that guy... Roy Chubby Brown... no... what's he called? Edward Scissor hands... no... Derren Brown!"
"...the only reason why I'd look at him twice is because he's so f***ing ugly... and there's one for your signature."
"This dog well looks like William H. Macy"
"And when we go to LFCC all your forum mates will say: 'Oh look, it's that girl that's right la la and funny!' and I'm just gonna say F*** OFF!"
#2
Posted 16 April 2004 - 11:14 AM
The Clash are far from sad though.
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#3
Posted 16 April 2004 - 11:18 AM
Me n Toots - Officially an 'if-we-were-swingin-that-way item'
"You know me, I'll kill anyone, but I'll only sleep with someone i love"
"My name is Buck, and i'm here to F**k..."
#4
Posted 16 April 2004 - 12:02 PM
Kelly and Ozzy - Changes
Blink 182 - I miss you
Blink 182 - Adams Song
hmmm! I will get back to you on some more!
#5
Posted 16 April 2004 - 12:04 PM
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#6
Posted 16 April 2004 - 01:21 PM
valentine by get up kids
no place like home by midtown
patience by guns n roses
bed of roses by bonjovi
ill think o some more in a bit
Me n Toots - Officially an 'if-we-were-swingin-that-way item'
"You know me, I'll kill anyone, but I'll only sleep with someone i love"
"My name is Buck, and i'm here to F**k..."
#7
Posted 16 April 2004 - 01:29 PM
Drops of Jupiter - Train
Counting Crows - Holiday In Spain
people will hate me for suggesting this....lol
Breathe Easy - Blue...... :)
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#8
Posted 16 April 2004 - 02:18 PM
Smaug, on Apr 16 2004, 01:29 PM, said:
Drops of Jupiter - Train
Counting Crows - Holiday In Spain
people will hate me for suggesting this....lol
Breathe Easy - Blue...... :)
#9
Posted 16 April 2004 - 02:42 PM
With or Without You - U2
Jealous Guy - John Lennon
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#10
Posted 16 April 2004 - 04:02 PM
Tyrese - How u gonna act like that
Kci and jojo - all my life (Classic)
Christina aguililallfdirdra lol - I'm ok
dunno...Not all of them are sad but they're all slow
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#11
Posted 16 April 2004 - 04:06 PM
Infidelity - Skunk Anansie
Crestfallen - The Smashing Pumpkins
Winter - Tori Amos (and that really is powerful)
Something - The Beatles
Adagio for Strings - composed by Barber
Erm...I'll think of more eventually!
#12
Posted 16 April 2004 - 04:55 PM
Especially for you - The Beautiful South (VERY good)
Get Here - The Beautiful South
Hero - enrique
Honest questions - daniel bedingfield
Dont wanna miss a thing - aerosmith
Torn - natalie imbruglia
you are not alone - MJ
Ok so probably none of them are kinda SAD but they are sort of sad in the way that the lyrics are about sad things
When ya do something and you don't want anyone to know, it's either very good or very bad!
Simon, the God of Hair Do's...
*S.B*
#13
Posted 16 April 2004 - 06:50 PM
"But when I see you out in heels, then I know you're not for me, but it's a different thing if you're wearing converse allstars!"
"Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, I milk it from my teat but I try to be discreet"
I love Tash, she's amazing <3
#14
Posted 16 April 2004 - 07:19 PM
and now qualified hairdresser lol
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To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot let?s stomp, left foot let?s stomp
Charlie Brown, hop it out now
Slide to the right, slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
Cha Cha now ya'll
#15
Posted 16 April 2004 - 09:22 PM
"When winter comes, and singing ends; when darkness falls at last;
When broken is the barren bough, and light and labour past;
I'll look for thee, and wait for thee, until we meet again;
Together we will take the road beneath the bitter rain!
Together we will take the road that leads into the West,
And far away will find a land where both our hearts may rest."
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#16
Posted 16 April 2004 - 10:09 PM
theoden_of_rohan, on Apr 16 2004, 04:06 PM, said:
Excellent choice Theoden!!!! *nods approvingly*
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Posted 16 April 2004 - 10:41 PM
#18
Posted 17 April 2004 - 07:59 PM
Eogwyn, on Apr 16 2004, 10:22 PM, said:
I have a tonne of his albums.....*innocent*
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#19
Posted 17 April 2004 - 08:56 PM
No need to argue-Cranberries. I want this played at my funeral, heehehe
Creep-Radiohead, I think its sad anyway!!!
My Immortal-Evanesence
Don't cry-Guns and roses
Baby Girl Window-Robbie Williams, Is that its name????
Philladelphia-Bruce Springst...Though that was sad cos the film made me cry
MMMM, can't think of any others at the moment, will have to get the old gray cells working.
Any suggestions ?????
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#20
Posted 17 April 2004 - 09:39 PM
Also, Sarah Maclachlan. (sp?) Angel. I heard a version where someone had mixed over the top all the recorded 911 calls and news reports from 9/11....omg it made me cry
AND WHY HAS NOBODY PUT UP EVERYBODY HURTS BY REM!?!?!!?!?
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Spelling, punctuation and grammar are you friend!
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"To assume makes an ass out of U and ME..." - Gil Grissom.
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A Landie is for life! Not just for picking the brats up from school!
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I do all my own stunts
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