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#1 sarah-4-eva

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:29 PM

joggys idea welcome, to the animal adoption centre. as you wander through. you will find plenty of pets and wild animals, suitable for home use. if you are unsure on what an animal looks like, or simply what it is please ask myself or my co-manager Jog for assistance, we will gladly help. What we do, is hand out certificates, and you can take your pets home as you wish, but not for more than 5 hours a day. We do all the dirty work for you!

Catalogue:

chinchilla
bat
pig
horse
sheep
shark
fish
snake
cat
dog
goat
ox
fox
bear
parrot
panda
tiger
lion
squirrel
duck
bees
wasps
frog
chicken
cockrall
cow
seal
dolphin
elephant
hamster
rat
buffalo
cheeter
crocodile
pigeon
rhino
ant-eater
penguin
orang-utang
goose
camel
oryx
eagle
bison
ferret
boa
bobcat
pelican
whale
cheetah
chimpanzee
chinchilla
tortoise
cockatoo
flamingo
gazelle
dugong
dhole
panther
jaguar
tamarin
wolf
egret
kakapo
koala
kinkajou
kiwi
lizard
dragon
racoon
lemur
loris
mantee
lynx
owl
ocelot
numbat
desert mole
mole
okapi
butterfly
otter
falcon
puma
macaw
sloth
tazmainian devil
tapir
tarsier
wallaby
iguana
tuatara
kangaroo
deer
yak
zebra
zorro
hedgehog
hare
ermine
lemming
reindeer
polar bear
puffin
walrus
weasul
skunk
worm
aadvark
baboon
antelope
fossa
giraffe
hippo
hyena
woodpecker
ostritch
scorpian
wallaby
anaconda
capybara
egret
crane

do not be discusted of our small stock of animals. we have every kind of each species and are more than happy to take orders

PLUS: FREE with every animal is a care guide and a few odds and ends to get you started to a great relationship with your pet.

Edited by sarah-4-eva, 20 March 2004 - 01:40 PM.

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:32 PM

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:34 PM

:blink:  Sounds good lol

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:35 PM

I wanna fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its Official Showmaster Jason is MY Luck Dragon!!!!!!!

I'm going to (sort of) meet Falkor in July, someone calm me down please!!!!

COEXIST
TELL THEM NO MORE!!!!

#5 sarah-4-eva

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:36 PM

excuse me. no chit chat. youre either here to adopt an animal or ney!
shoo!


here we go vamps. that'll be £5. *hands over free booklet etc*
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#6 showmasters

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:36 PM

I want to adopt the following :

Cat
Koala
Kinkajou ( Cool name )
Skunk ( Also a cool word )
Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )!

What do I need to do?

Mark :blink:
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:38 PM

sarah-4-eva, on Mar 20 2004, 01:36 PM, said:

excuse me. no chit chat. youre either here to adopt an animal or ney!
shoo!


here we go vamps. that'll be £5. *hands over free booklet etc*
*hands over £5 and stuff the fox into a box to take home*

Need to think of a name now!!!!!!!!!
Its Official Showmaster Jason is MY Luck Dragon!!!!!!!

I'm going to (sort of) meet Falkor in July, someone calm me down please!!!!

COEXIST
TELL THEM NO MORE!!!!

#8 sarah-4-eva

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:39 PM

showmasters, on Mar 20 2004, 01:36 PM, said:

I want to adopt the following :

Cat
Koala
Kinkajou ( Cool name )
Skunk ( Also a cool word )
Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )!

What do I need to do?

Mark :blink:
here we go *hands over certificates and books* thats.. £40 pllllllleeeeeeeease!
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:41 PM

I'll have the lot plus any other animal you can think of cause Im thinking of building my very own Zoo  :blink:

#10 sarah-4-eva

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:42 PM

vamps!, on Mar 20 2004, 01:38 PM, said:

sarah-4-eva, on Mar 20 2004, 01:36 PM, said:

excuse me. no chit chat. youre either here to adopt an animal or ney!
shoo!


here we go vamps. that'll be £5. *hands over free booklet etc*
*hands over £5 and stuff the fox into a box to take home*

Need to think of a name now!!!!!!!!!
there are suggested names in the booklet. please bring him back after five hours thank you very much!
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:43 PM

I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you  :blink:

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:44 PM

sarah-4-eva, on Mar 20 2004, 01:39 PM, said:

showmasters, on Mar 20 2004, 01:36 PM, said:

I want to adopt the following :

Cat
Koala
Kinkajou ( Cool name )
Skunk ( Also a cool word )
Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )!

What do I need to do?

Mark :blink:
here we go *hands over certificates and books* thats.. £40 pllllllleeeeeeeease!
As I've got quite a few animals there, can I get a deal on adding a Chinchilla?

M :D
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:44 PM

AlyFanAgain, on Mar 20 2004, 01:41 PM, said:

I'll have the lot plus any other animal you can think of cause Im thinking of building my very own Zoo  :blink:
impossible. you cant KEEP the animals. theyre yours, but you only visit them as you wish, although, thanks to our new policy, you can take them out of grounds for no more than 5 hours a day. still want every animal?
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:45 PM

Kennys_Boss, on Mar 20 2004, 01:43 PM, said:

I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you  :blink:
£1000 please. thank you
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#15 sarah-4-eva

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:45 PM

showmasters, on Mar 20 2004, 01:44 PM, said:

sarah-4-eva, on Mar 20 2004, 01:39 PM, said:

showmasters, on Mar 20 2004, 01:36 PM, said:

I want to adopt the following :

Cat
Koala
Kinkajou ( Cool name )
Skunk ( Also a cool word )
Stoat 9 Didn't see it on the list, but if you could get one in that would be cool )!

What do I need to do?

Mark :blink:
here we go *hands over certificates and books* thats.. £40 pllllllleeeeeeeease!
As I've got quite a few animals there, can I get a deal on adding a Chinchilla?

M :D
of course sir, you can add a usual pet for just 2 pounds.
so thats £42 please. thank you.

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 01:46 PM

If you ever go on holiday bring them here, we'll be more than happy to reject, erm, look after them, for you :blink:
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 02:02 PM

sarah-4-eva, on Mar 20 2004, 03:45 PM, said:

Kennys_Boss, on Mar 20 2004, 01:43 PM, said:

I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you  :blink:
£1000 please. thank you
ok. cheers

woohoo i got a pigeon!

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 02:05 PM

A DUCK!!! omg omg i want a duck!!!!
hang on no - i want my very own Kell instead, do you have any?
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#19 Jog

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 02:06 PM

Kennys_Boss, on Mar 20 2004, 03:02 PM, said:

sarah-4-eva, on Mar 20 2004, 03:45 PM, said:

Kennys_Boss, on Mar 20 2004, 01:43 PM, said:

I'll have one of everything except the horse please. thank you  :D
£1000 please. thank you
ok. cheers

woohoo i got a pigeon!
*takes pigeon and puts in cage*

You can collect him tomorrow for your five hours. *chucks the damn bird some food*

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 02:06 PM

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