You know these, you've seen them around or you've made up one of your own. Just complete the sentence and try to make us laugh. I'll get started.
You know you're a Trekkie when you randomly say "Computer, end program", just in case you're in a holosuite.
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 03:49 PM
Check out my website - http://dorklord.webs.com/ -Special video greeting from Rene Auberjonois!
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:01 PM
.......you make the door 'woosh' sound effect when going through automatic doors
......you enter a lift and request 'deck x'
(x=number)
......you enter a lift and request 'deck x'
(x=number)
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:01 PM
...you occasionally wear your uniform around the house for no reason...
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:20 PM
...you believe in the Pah Wraiths instead of God.
I'm on a trek to: DSTL
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:25 PM
...you want to stick TNG-era labels on everything electrical.
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CM:MK 2-18, LFCC '07-'12, CM:Midlands 1-3, CM:L 1-2, Hub 2-4, Glasgow '09, , Bad Wolf, EMS 1-2
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:35 PM
....you call your bedroom 'your quarters', your home 'the habitat ring', the garage 'the docking ring', your car, 'the defiant', oh and you spend ages in 'the habitat ring' looking for the wormhole
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:01 PM
...you name yourself on a forum as a trekkie as a joke at first then to find out you do it on all the forums your part of and your email address
Also known as Fanmad
Will sing for a Con
Now retiring from singing
Might have to take up singing again at this rate
Will sing for a Con
Now retiring from singing
Might have to take up singing again at this rate
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:07 PM
you say damn it "insert name" im a ****** not a ******* lol
I would like to meet the tart who just complained about me! if its you, come say hi! p.s I paid £180 entry to LFCC 2011, is that free?
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"There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought!"
First convention LFCC 2009
Im known as Mr Photo shoot "the original you might say!"
"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour."
"The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth"
"There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought!"
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 05:33 PM
You raise your eyebrow at certain comments, whilst keeping an emotionless face
Second *star* to the right, and straight on till morning!!
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:00 PM
....you bought the Sharp GX30 because you thought it resembled a communicator
I did
I did
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:10 PM
I got a different flip phone and flipped it like a communicator 
Second *star* to the right, and straight on till morning!!
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:21 PM
Someone offers you a hot drink and you reply "tea, earl grey, hot" or argued with your local Starbucks manager as to why they don't serve Raktajino!
"There must be some kind of way outta here, said the joker to the thief......"
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 06:36 PM
.....you pretend your microwave is a replicator
I've done that as well
Thanks - glad it's not just me! Mine died a long time ago. Currently back to a 'normal' phone 
I've done that as well
Lizzy, on Apr 28 2010, 07:10 PM, said:
I got a different flip phone and flipped it like a communicator
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 08:06 PM
You let a glass of coke go flat and pretend it's kanar.
Check out my website - http://dorklord.webs.com/ -Special video greeting from Rene Auberjonois!
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 08:15 PM
You think prune juice is a "real mans" drink!
"There must be some kind of way outta here, said the joker to the thief......"
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 08:36 PM
....you pretend your gerbil/hamster is a tribble
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:03 PM
Our work desks are layed out a bit like the helm, but that was accidental. I think I'm sitting at ops 
I have been known to say Make It So.
I have been known to say Make It So.
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:15 PM
When you HAVE to watch it on TV despite owning the DVDs...
You want to join the navy simply beacuse it's the closest to starfleet you can get
carrying on from that ... you say "Make It So" and you mother asks where you learnt a naval term...
(yeahh...I come for a naval family lol)
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your sister doesn't want to come home from uni as she knwos you watch Star Trek...especially during wimbledon (I mean come on, virgin 1 showing trek at the same time as wimbledon's on? I had serious negotiating to do!)
When you name your wii Picard
You want to join the navy simply beacuse it's the closest to starfleet you can get
TerraHawk, on Apr 28 2010, 10:03 PM, said:
I have been known to say Make It So.
(yeahh...I come for a naval family lol)
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your sister doesn't want to come home from uni as she knwos you watch Star Trek...especially during wimbledon (I mean come on, virgin 1 showing trek at the same time as wimbledon's on? I had serious negotiating to do!)
When you name your wii Picard
Edited by lizzy88, 28 April 2010 - 09:17 PM.
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:16 PM
.....you name your cat, Spot
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 09:16 PM
1of2, on Apr 28 2010, 09:36 PM, said:
....you pretend your gerbil/hamster is a tribble
I have a tribble somewhere. It starts shaking and squeaking when you hit it lol
Please dont phone the RSPCT (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Tribbles)
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