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#1 bellsfromep

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:06 PM

So you might have seen this article.. about Real Guys vs. Edward Cullen.. It's so funny but true (sadly for those that are still looking for our Edwards) thanks BellaandEdward for posting this!

http://hey-insomia.t...s-edward-cullen

Edited by bellsfromep, 24 September 2008 - 10:07 PM.

[quote]"Do I dazzle you?" -Edward Cullen

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:09 PM

View Postbellsfromep, on Sep 25 2008, 12:06 AM, said:

So you might have seen this article.. about Real Guys vs. Edward Cullen.. It's so funny but true (sadly for those that are still looking for our Edwards) thanks BellaandEdward for posting this!

http://hey-insomia.t...s-edward-cullen


Great! This is the exact reason why I´m not looking for a normal guy :eek:  No, no, no, I refuse to believe... Well, you know what I mean! :o
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:10 PM

I got emailed this, and I thought it was hilarious. And so true!

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:17 PM

There has to be men that speak that way right? haha!  :eek:
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:20 PM

haha brilliant and SO true! All future boyfriends MUST read twilight and take notes!
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:21 PM

View Postbellsfromep, on Sep 25 2008, 12:17 AM, said:

There has to be men that speak that way right? haha!  :eek:


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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:25 PM

View PostToyer, on Sep 24 2008, 03:20 PM, said:

haha brilliant and SO true! All future boyfriends MUST read twilight and take notes!

I like that idea.. Requirement to date me: read TW Series (or at least first book) lol!
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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:38 PM

View Postbellsfromep, on Sep 24 2008, 11:25 PM, said:

View PostToyer, on Sep 24 2008, 03:20 PM, said:

haha brilliant and SO true! All future boyfriends MUST read twilight and take notes!

I like that idea.. Requirement to date me: read TW Series (or at least first book) lol!

Yeah I reckon it could work! My friends boyfriend has actually read them, and he likes them more than she does... not sure if thats a good thing or not...
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 08:52 AM

Very True! thanks gfor the link, id love to find an edward but i doubt a guy even exsits like that.

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 12:10 PM

nooo, guys who talk like that do exist .... but they are gay XD

Well, it's the case most of the time at least. Plastic surgery may help ... XD

Though, to give some hope to some girls over there, my best friend has a boyfriend who is as sweet as Edward. He doesn't play the piano or so, but the way he talks to her is so much Edward-alike. And he hasn't read Twilight, so I guess there's still some hope left.

Edited by isabelle&lily, 25 September 2008 - 12:13 PM.

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 12:43 PM

Oh yes Edward, buy ME a car!!!!  Lol.
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 01:16 PM

View Postisabelle&lily, on Sep 25 2008, 05:10 AM, said:

nooo, guys who talk like that do exist .... but they are gay XD

Well, it's the case most of the time at least. Plastic surgery may help ... XD

Though, to give some hope to some girls over there, my best friend has a boyfriend who is as sweet as Edward. He doesn't play the piano or so, but the way he talks to her is so much Edward-alike. And he hasn't read Twilight, so I guess there's still some hope left.

Thanks for that.. it does give me hope!.. :thumbup:
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Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.268


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Posted 25 September 2008 - 03:35 PM

Haha, love it :D  Thanks for posting!

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 04:13 PM

Ha ha, its all so true!!!
I think I'd still take the real guy though....a car is no use to me anyway!!! :D
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 06:17 PM

Am I the only one who felt nauseous when I read that?

Let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.


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Posted 25 September 2008 - 06:24 PM

View Postisabelle&lily, on Sep 25 2008, 01:10 PM, said:

nooo, guys who talk like that do exist .... but they are gay XD


lmao. so true.

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 06:27 PM

Also, this Mr. Normal seems awfully inconsistent. One minute he's buying you flowers and chocolate and the next he's ignoring you.

Half of those things are, in fact, not what "A normal guy" would do, are they? "A normal guy does it with everyone." ...No... Mr. Crotchpheasant does it with everyone. That's why he's going to end up dying alone.

Edited by bewarethepossums, 25 September 2008 - 06:28 PM.

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 07:58 PM

View Postbewarethepossums, on Sep 25 2008, 08:27 PM, said:

Also, this Mr. Normal seems awfully inconsistent. One minute he's buying you flowers and chocolate and the next he's ignoring you.

Half of those things are, in fact, not what "A normal guy" would do, are they? "A normal guy does it with everyone." ...No... Mr. Crotchpheasant does it with everyone. That's why he's going to end up dying alone.


Oh, come on! What guy that you have ever met isn´t inconsistent in at least one or the other way? I haven´t met one, to be honest... And here is my favorite quote on hope and dreams;:


"The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can´t fly!"


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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:53 PM

lol, sooo funny!

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 07:04 PM

I actually told my son to read the Twilight saga because his idea of chatting up a girl is to send her a text for goodness sake!

I told him to see how Edward Cullen behaves and to take note!
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