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Frank Drebin PORN
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, Oct 13 2003 04:50 PM
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 04:50 PM
There's loads of confiscated don't read, mods please delete lying around the offices here at Police Squad! Though we're sure that Nordberg has been locked away with it somewhere. We haven't seen him since 1995. Probably looking for that 'real killer' he kept mumbling about....
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 07:53 PM
I...am rendered totally speechless... 
Edited by yeltz-lass, 13 October 2003 - 07:54 PM.
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"You *always* bring a dodgy camera...!" ~ Andy Serkis at G-Mex 1
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"Would you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?" ~ Christopher Eccleston, Dr Who
"You *always* bring a dodgy camera...!" ~ Andy Serkis at G-Mex 1
"I'm playing Tesla's assistant. The Igor to his Frankenstein, if you like. But without the hump, obviously..." ~ Andy Serkis at G-Mex 1
"It's a man's life in the Church of England - a lot of violence on the cake stall." ~ Canon Black, Strange
"Would you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?" ~ Christopher Eccleston, Dr Who
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Posted 13 October 2003 - 08:10 PM
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Posted 14 October 2003 - 08:01 AM
Just checking in. Still no Nordberg I see.
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
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Posted 14 October 2003 - 08:36 AM
Maybe Al's seen Nordberg.
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
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Posted 14 October 2003 - 02:57 PM
Just raising the Drebin don't read, mods please delete Levels now
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
Drebin: Nordburg... it's me, Frank. Now who did this to you?
Nordburg: (groaning)I...Love You....
Drebin: I love you too, Nordburg. Who were they?
Nordburg: Ship... boat...
Drebin: That's right, Nordburg, a boat. Now, when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Nordburg: drugs....
Drebin: Hey Nurse! Give this man some drugs, quick.. can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly!
Nordburg: no... heroin...heroin, Frank...
Drebin: Nordburg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple a days on that one.
VOTE FOR FRANK DREBIN IN THE FORUM AWARDS - THE BEST DAMN FORUM COP THERE EVER IS
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