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#1 Cathyvicki

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 04:33 PM

Ive just had to lie to my boss cos Ive got an interview on Monday and told her I had a hospital appointment and just started feeling a bit guilty. Im sure Ive told lies which are much worse than this but cant help the way I feel  :firedevil:
Which got me thinking...

Whats the worst lie you ever told?

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 04:37 PM

I don't lie lol
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 04:39 PM

I think i just lied  :angry:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 04:42 PM

my parents dont really know wot kinda stuff i say on here so i always lie bout that!
i've also lied bout goin 2 the meets, i said i was sumwhere else! i do feel bad but she wudnt understand! ur not dangerous ppl r u? lol, she wouldnt even give it a chance!

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 04:51 PM

I told my media teacher I had to go to the hospital to get out of a presentation, bad davido :angry:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 04:52 PM

DavidB6937, on Sep 5 2003, 05:51 PM, said:

I told my media teacher I had to go to the hospital to get out of a presentation, bad davido :angry:
if i have to get something out of college, i just dont turn up.
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:20 PM

lovin that attitude it sounds v similar.......oh yea i know i have the same one! nice one!  :lol:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:21 PM

something springs to mind but im not sure....It got sorted tho lol!
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:23 PM

The worst lie I told was that my mum had die because some kid kept picking on me and when he said something bad about my mum I said she was dead. It was horrible but you should have seen the look on his face. Priceless!!
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:24 PM

Rain sed thats really NASTY   lol!!!!!! :lol:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:28 PM

tooty_fruity, on Sep 5 2003, 04:42 PM, said:

my parents dont really know wot kinda stuff i say on here so i always lie bout that!
i've also lied bout goin 2 the meets, i said i was sumwhere else! i do feel bad but she wudnt understand! ur not dangerous ppl r u? lol, she wouldnt even give it a chance!

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:48 PM

stanmarsh, on Sep 5 2003, 05:52 PM, said:

DavidB6937, on Sep 5 2003, 05:51 PM, said:

I told my media teacher I had to go to the hospital to get out of a presentation, bad davido :P
if i have to get something out of college, i just dont turn up.
She caught me in the library working on another class's piece of work, oops  :angel:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:48 PM

I hate when you lie and get caught
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 05:56 PM

Well I was working two jobs at the time for the council; I had just been to the Leeds Festival ('02) and the weekend after that was a Foo Fighters gig in London, me and a mate had been trying all week to win tickets on XFM without luck, then we tried to get some of the few tickets they were selling at ticket master only to find they had sold out.  My mate then managed to get two tickets from the venue so I had to tell two bosses that I had won the tickets so they would let me have the following day off.

That has to be the biggest lie I have told.  The worst one has to be I didn't tell someone I knocked their tooth brush into the toilet.   :lol:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 06:05 PM

LMAO very good but it was Cruel   :lol:

I dont lie I just bend the truth

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Posted 05 September 2003 - 06:18 PM

i told my mum i was at alices house doing my uniform
when in fact i was somewhere with alice, james and michael.
lol and i turned my phone off and it was a school night, and everyone was lookin for us at about 1am and alices sister found us.. and took us home, and my mum gave me a lecture about all boys want is sex, shes so old fashioned.. (LOL) and she bets i was giving him some willy work when IN FACT, we sat cuddled together all night.  :lol:
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 06:34 PM

:rolleyes: "willy work"   :angel:  such a nice way of putting it
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 06:57 PM

hmmm, generally i dont lie, i like to be upfront. but the biggest lie i told was when i was about 13 and i tried to steal something from the local shop, they caught me and i swore to my mum that i didnt do it, and then she had a big argument with the person who caught me. not really a big deal, sorry if u were expecting more.
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 07:27 PM

thanks davido :)
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 07:42 PM

i don't lie.....i just don't always explain the whole truth *g* is that wrong?


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