MikeDonovan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 how about Borgnine? He'll be asking for Joan Collins to come back next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowsparkle Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oooh!!! Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke - especially Dick Van Dyke!! I think I'd sell all my internal organs to be able to afford to attend that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oooh!!! Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke - especially Dick Van Dyke!! I think I'd sell all my internal organs to be able to afford to attend that one! I think that would be a bit silly as you need most of your internal organs to function. Therefore if you sold them you would not be able to walk, talk, eat, drink, excreate, urinate or indeed possibly even breathe and in turn would not be able to attend the event to meet the guests. So please refrain from making such silly comments in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithporter23 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) Oooh!!! Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke - especially Dick Van Dyke!! I think I'd sell all my internal organs to be able to afford to attend that one! I think that would be a bit silly as you need most of your internal organs to function. Therefore if you sold them you would not be able to walk, talk, eat, drink, excreate, urinate or indeed possibly even breathe and in turn would not be able to attend the event to meet the guests. So please refrain from making such silly comments in future. There are machines in hospitals than can carry out these functions without the use of the internal organs, granted, she may need plenty of room to move about and a team of doctors, but it is possible. Also, Dick Van Dykes alias is Dr Mark Sloane (along with his son who is a policeman) when he isnt acting - so I am sure he could provide further medical care if needed, for anyone thinking of selling their internal organs. At present the only organ I have for sale is a Yamaha (its in VGC - but some people may class it as a keyboard) although I may need to sell more organs, as and when guests are announced. Edited June 10, 2009 by keithporter23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeDonovan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oooh!!! Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke - especially Dick Van Dyke!! I think I'd sell all my internal organs to be able to afford to attend that one! I think that would be a bit silly as you need most of your internal organs to function. Therefore if you sold them you would not be able to walk, talk, eat, drink, excreate, urinate or indeed possibly even breathe and in turn would not be able to attend the event to meet the guests. So please refrain from making such silly comments in future. I disagree - I think Rainbow could sell the following : - * 1 x Lung * a piece of Liver * Appendix * A length of intestine and bowel * Some Kidney And still function at a reasonably high level. But what would anyone be interested in bidding for Rainbow's organs? Rainbow, can you give us more information e.g. whether or not you smoke or drink, family medical history, etc. - that will help in determining the fair price for your organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Fooku Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I'll bid for the liver if someone is willing to bring along some bacon and onions to have with it. Kidney could work as well but it does rather mean having to make pastry at the event which could be very bothersome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithporter23 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) Oooh!!! Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke - especially Dick Van Dyke!! I think I'd sell all my internal organs to be able to afford to attend that one! Ive just realised, Raimbowsparkles wants to sell her internal organs, for a bit of Dick* , I believe this is actually called soliciting, which is rather desperate just for an autograph. (*Van Dyke of course) Edited June 10, 2009 by keithporter23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Is this the weirdest guest suggestion thread ever to appear on these forums?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithporter23 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Well we might as well use it for something as theres no guests being announced yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeDonovan Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Well we might as well use it for something as theres no guests being announced yet! I've heard a rumour of two announcements that Dave is working on. Obviously it's not definite yet, so don't count your chickens or anything, but apparently he's working on getting Ernest Borgnine and George Kennedy over for Autographica 14. Like I say, bear in mind it's not definite yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithporter23 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I think they would both be very popular! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Well we might as well use it for something as theres no guests being announced yet! I've heard a rumour of two announcements that Dave is working on. Obviously it's not definite yet, so don't count your chickens or anything, but apparently he's working on getting Ernest Borgnine and George Kennedy over for Autographica 14. Like I say, bear in mind it's not definite yet. That's just crazy. And if Dave does get those guys back it will all be Keith's fault. We'd have no option but make keith stand up against a wall, and stand in line to pelt Rainbow's internal organs at him. People will point and laugh and make comments like - "Ooooh, just look at that bit of small intestine dripping off Keith's chin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithporter23 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Well we might as well use it for something as theres no guests being announced yet! I've heard a rumour of two announcements that Dave is working on. Obviously it's not definite yet, so don't count your chickens or anything, but apparently he's working on getting Ernest Borgnine and George Kennedy over for Autographica 14. Like I say, bear in mind it's not definite yet. That's just crazy. And if Dave does get those guys back it will all be Keith's fault. We'd have no option but make keith stand up against a wall, and stand in line to pelt Rainbow's internal organs at him. People will point and laugh and make comments like - "Ooooh, just look at that bit of small intestine dripping off Keith's chin!" BRING IT ON!!!! I CAN TAKE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Well we might as well use it for something as theres no guests being announced yet! I've heard a rumour of two announcements that Dave is working on. Obviously it's not definite yet, so don't count your chickens or anything, but apparently he's working on getting Ernest Borgnine and George Kennedy over for Autographica 14. Like I say, bear in mind it's not definite yet. That's just crazy. And if Dave does get those guys back it will all be Keith's fault. We'd have no option but make keith stand up against a wall, and stand in line to pelt Rainbow's internal organs at him. People will point and laugh and make comments like - "Ooooh, just look at that bit of small intestine dripping off Keith's chin!" BRING IT ON!!!! I CAN TAKE IT! Very, very foolish words man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Fooku Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 pelt pelt pelt I assume there would be some form of show trial first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 pelt pelt pelt I assume there would be some form of show trial first? Yes. Put Porter in the dock first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Fooku Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Of course, in fact to my mind he is the only defendant, in an ironic twist the jury will be made up of all the guests he has insisted appear at this event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Of course, in fact to my mind he is the only defendant, in an ironic twist the jury will be made up of all the guests he has insisted appear at this event. Does that mean we get Mickey and Jan Rooney as a double act again? "This room's not available any longer!!!..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowsparkle Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I don't smoke or drink so my internal organs are all rather perfect, actually. Therefore I would be looking at a very high price. Sothebys or Christies should do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Fooku Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Of course, in fact to my mind he is the only defendant, in an ironic twist the jury will be made up of all the guests he has insisted appear at this event. Does that mean we get Mickey and Jan Rooney as a double act again? "This room's not available any longer!!!..." Only if they call UN Peacekeepers in to sit between them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithporter23 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I feel this trip/descent into madness is now beginning to take on further passengers, and its not healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Fooku Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 It's too late now Keith, you got on this train and it's not stopping for anyone or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeowl Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 The only way Keith will get off this train now is if Borgnine, Kennedy and the Rooneys chuck him out of the window... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shishmahal Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) Isn't it about time that someone in authority from Showmasters got a grip of this Forum? The kind of useless drivel which is consistently now being posted serves no useful function whatsoever. Edited June 12, 2009 by shishmahal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Fooku Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Sounds to me like someone else wants to get on the train, personally I don't reckon you've got the fare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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