Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) As the poll says Edited May 2, 2017 by Raylenth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Name Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I would probably go with Bumbaclart Cashmeoutsidehowboutdat as the other two would probably be a bit boring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 I think he changed his name by deed poll but I could be wrong Wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) Benedict Cumberbatch? In a park? Just imagine. "Do you fancy a go on on the playground?" "I can't, for I would surely get dirt on my coat which is a nice coat and I can't be seen in a dirty coat for I am Benedict Cumberbatch." "We could just go and feed the ducks?" "I can't, for I would surely be recognised, causing a scene. The police would have to be called for I am Benedict Cumberbatch." Edited May 2, 2017 by natedammit Poor proofreading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Sadly true. His last duck feeding expedition didn't work out very well as he forgot how to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Yeah, there you are wandering round the park on a pleasant spring afternoon and suddenly he's waist deep in the lake taking his top off. For he is Benedict Cumberbatch. I mean, a dinner in a decent restaurant? A trip to an independent cinema? By all means take Benedict Cumberbatch. But a park? Madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) I know! I mean he can't even climb a tree like normal people, everything has to done suave and stylishly Edited May 2, 2017 by Raylenth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Tanith Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Unfair, clearly rigged. I don't see Hugh Dancy anywhere on this poll. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 He's on there Tanith, it was a misspell, you have to select option no 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman71 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Who is Benditon Clapmerpatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 I don't know Iceman, I think you need help if you are seeing names that aren't on this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Errrr- where the hell is Benedicson Cumbersqueak III in that poll!? Most. Biased. Poll. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Hopefully that's a good compromise Mr Lemming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlesberg Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 squeakerson for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjbleming Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Raylenth said: Hopefully that's a good compromise Mr Lemming? *sighs* It will... suffice, m'lady Raylenth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Outrage! No one has voted for Benedict Cumberbatch, poor Benedict Cumberbatch, all lonely and sad without any votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Raylenth said: Outrage! No one has voted for Benedict Cumberbatch, poor Benedict Cumberbatch, all lonely and sad without any votes. Fine, I'll take him to the park, but I'll probably stick to the bit with the tennis courts and bowling green. There's a museum there, he should like that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Aww you're a good bear really Nate. If it's the Museum of Cheese then yes he will like it. Benedict likes a bit of cheese does he. Best keep him away from the emmental though, holey cheese messes with his head a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tompain100 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 *enters thread* What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a tree? Camembert. *leaves thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Gosh, that was a very cheesy joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman71 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I'll take him for a walk in the park and tie him too a tree. I'll leave him some dairylea and cheese strings so he doesn't go hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylenth Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 Is that so you can find him when you come back Iceman or just some weird fetish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Cumberbatch would rather starve than eat cheese strings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChloeLou Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 19 hours ago, Raylenth said: Outrage! No one has voted for Benedict Cumberbatch, poor Benedict Cumberbatch, all lonely and sad without any votes. I voted for Benedict Cumberbatch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedammit Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 1 hour ago, ChloeLou said: I voted for Benedict Cumberbatch... No, I voted for Benedict Cumberbatch, you voted for Benedict Cumberbatch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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