bunny-summers Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Rewatched some Next Gent the other day and forgot how funny some of the quotes were, so I thought as it's a bit quiet here of late we could share some of the best/funny/memorable quotes. Currently one of my favourites is : "Will, what the hell are you still doing here?" Picard, Best of Both Worlds pt 1. What are your favourite quotes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janeway72 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Captain Janeway to Computer: - Access his interpersonal subroutines, familial characters. Delete the wife. Captain Janeway: "... And if there's something I don't like, I can simply change it." EMH: "I've noticed that Humans usually try to change the people they fall in love with, what's the difference?" Janeway: "In this case, it works!" Both from Fair Haven. I know a lot of people don't like this episode but I thought it was very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dork Lord Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 "Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!" -Worf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarfbabe Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 From Insurrection Picard: "Mr Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?" Worf: "No sir, I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriangill Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) Worf to Odo: "Constable, why are you talking your beverage?" Worf to Dax/Kira: "Nice hat" Sisko to Quark: "You bought a baby!!?" Q: "What do you want me to do?" Worf: "Die" Picard to Barclay: "I'll look forward to your report Mr Broccoli...Barclay" Data "Why is Lt Barclay being referred to clandestinely as a vegetable?" Edited July 1, 2010 by 1of2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriangill Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) A few more Data: "My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead." La Forge: "What??" Data: "My hair does not require trimming... " La Forge: "Lunkhead"? Sisko: "Alright, Niners, let's hear some chatter." Kassidy: "Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter." Leeta: "Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter." Worf: "Death to the opposition!" Guinan: "Data, you spoiled the joke. It could have been your timing." Data: "My timing is digital." Guinan chuckles Data: "What?" Guinan: "That's funny." Data looks confused Watching the "small talk" between Data and Cmdr Hutchinson Troi: "They're still at it." Riker: "Non-stop. I have to admit, it has a sort of strange fascination. How long can two people talk about nothing?" Spock: "I am well-versed in the classics, Doctor." McCoy: "Then how come you don't know 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'?" Spock frowns Quark: "He threatened to kill me." Odo smiles Quark: "What?!!" Odo: "Nothing. Just a passing thought." Dax: "What's next? A sense of humour?" Worf: "I have a sense of humor! On the Enterprise I was considered to be quite amusing." Dax: "That must have been one dull ship." Worf: "That is a joke. I get it. It is not funny, but I get it." Data: "As you examine your life, do you find you have missed your humanity?" Spock: "I have no regrets." Data: "No regrets. That is a human expression." Spock: "Yes. Fascinating." Bashir: "You saw the way she looked at me, you can't just dismiss this." O'Brien: "I can try." Bashir: "Fine. But I can't wait to see your face when you get back to Deep Space 9 and find out I never existed." O'Brien chuckles to himself Not funny but very memorable Picard "There....are....FOUR LIGHTS!" Edited July 1, 2010 by 1of2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel.humes Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 "Find him and kill him" - Worf's advice to Nog in a Baseball game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny-summers Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 "Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!" -Worf Oh my God how could i have forgotten that one! I just cracked up laughing like the first time i saw it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel.humes Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Some of my favourites from Star Trek IV (or as I like to call it "Carry On Star Trek") Spock - "Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?" Spock - "They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales" Gillian - "Are you sure you won't change your mind?" Spock - "Is there something wrong with the one I have?" McCoy (on Scotty's pretence at being Professor Scott) - "Don't bury yourself inthe part" McCoy (after being told he'll be helping to construct the whale tank) - "Oh, Joy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmcburnie Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 "If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe." "This is no time to argue about time, we don't have the time... What was I saying?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACYLON Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Also in Star Trek IV Gillian 'You're right, she is pregant, very pregnant but nobody knows that' Spock 'Gracie does' and 30 seconds later Kirk (speaking to Gillian and then trying to stop Spock making an even bigger mess of the conversation) - 'I love Italian.....,and so do you!' That film always makes me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christoff Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my hand" *Smash* Data singing "Lifeforms, you tiny little lifeforms, you precious little lifeforms, where are you?" Data again "Ohh s***!" while the ship crashes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus88 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Watched First Contact again last night and there is a few good lines in that i think: Data: I think i speak for everyone here captain when i say..to hell with our orders. Riker: A man once said "don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history make it's own judgements. Cochrane: Rhetorical nonsense. Who said that? Riker: You did. Ten years from now. One line tthat makes me laugh and cringe is Worf's "Assimilate this!!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dork Lord Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 "Ugly bags of mostly water!" -TNG 'Home Soil' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janeway72 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 B'Elanna: Get this cheese to sickbay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkiefan Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Sulu: Don't call me tiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriangill Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 (edited) Sulu (about Excelsior): "She's supposed to have transwarp drive" Scott: "Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!" Turbolift: "Level please" Scott: "Transporter room" Turbolift: "Thank you" Scott: "Up your shaft" Alien: "Genesis?" McCoy: "Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?!" Sulu: "Thirty seconds to space doors" Kirk: "and now Mr Scott" Scott: "Sir?" Kirk: "The doors Mr Scott!" Scott: "Aye sir, I'm working on it!" Edited July 4, 2010 by 1of2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACYLON Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Data: 'There was a yound woman from Venus, whose body was shaped like a' (Gets interrupted by Picard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarfbabe Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 From The Search for Spock Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor. McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACYLON Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor. McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost. Such a great line, makes me smile everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybernator_uk Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Data in ST VII Generations I just love scanning for lifeforms. Lifeforms You tiny little lifeforms You precious little life forms (Click and a clap of his hands) Where are you? Dum dum dum dum dum dedede. Always cracks me up ST X Nemesis Picard "What do you suppose this is for?" Data " Rear Thrusters. Sir do you want me to drive?" Picard Just looks with despair at the though. Picard to Riker "You have the bridge... Mr Troi." The look on Rikers face was priceless ST TNG Q Who Q to Worf Q " Ah micro-brain. Growl for me, let me know you still care." Worf growls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dork Lord Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Some last words ... "I hate Ferengi." -Keevan "You will not have this ...day ..." -Gowron "Keep ..." -Damar "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee ...For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee ..." -Khan Noonie Singh "To be, or not to be." -General Chang "It was ...fun ...oh, my ..." -Captain James T. Kirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevc Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Rewatched some Next Gent the other day and forgot how funny some of the quotes were, so I thought as it's a bit quiet here of late we could share some of the best/funny/memorable quotes. Currently one of my favourites is : "Will, what the hell are you still doing here?" Picard, Best of Both Worlds pt 1. What are your favourite quotes? The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged, now its time to see if you can dance..! Q to picard in 'Q who' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriangill Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Some last words ... Tasha Yar: "No goodbyes, just good memories. Hailing frequencies closed sir" Data: "Goodbye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACYLON Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Last words 'to someone else' Kirk in Star Trek 3 - 'I...have had......enough of....You!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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